Parks and Rec star Nick Offerman stopped by The Tonight Show last night to offer some sage words of wisdom. First, he responded to a Tonight Show fan who wrote in requesting general advice about starting college. Because he’s Nick Offerman, things got real weird real fast.
The actor also offered some advice to fans who wrote in with other random questions, such as I’m running my first marathon in a month and don’t know what you wear. What do you think? and I’m thinking of leaving my teenage son on someone’s doorstep so they can finish raising him. Is this a good idea?
Don’t agree with his advice? Well, he’s Ron Swanson, and we all need to do as he says.
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