In a segment on the Tonight Show on Tuesday, Fallon announced that he had created an account for his guest. “She’s recently single, she sings good jingles, she loves her Pringles and she’s ready to mingle,” Fallon said of the pop star.
Britney is as resplendent in her Tinder photo as one can be in a dating app that embraces febrile swiping and snap carnal judgments. Fallon chose a photo of the eternal teen singer coyly looking at the camera, wearing a revealing pink top and preparing to spray what looks like a bottle of perfume into her immaculate blonde locks. And in a sly reference to her prized tagline, her “About Britney” section says, “This better work, bitch.” It’s a Tinder profile to make the best of us blush—and hope we can get “Lucky.”
Fallon capped it off with a playful list of the pros and cons of dating Britney Spears. (See the full clip here.)