--- description: E! released the 'Perfect Female Celebrity' to promote the new show 'Botched' title: The 'Perfect Female Celebrity' Will Only Depress You image: https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/bltde093bcdab65f2d0/6988d9b9bc6cfc69913e2a3c/time-logo.jpg?branch=production --- * [Living](/tag/time-section-living/) ## Living Update your preferences in [Account Settings](/account/preferences/) Close # They've Created a Monster: The 'Perfect Female Celebrity' by [Hannah Goldberg](/author/hannah-goldberg/) ## Hannah Goldberg Update your preferences in [Account Settings](/account/preferences/) Close Jun 24, 2014 6:52 PM CUT by [Hannah Goldberg](/author/hannah-goldberg/) ## Hannah Goldberg Update your preferences in [Account Settings](/account/preferences/) Close Jun 24, 2014 6:52 PM CUT The ‘Perfect Female Celebrity’ will haunt your dreams. > [](https://twitter.com/Jezebel/status/481442899172012032) This franken-starlet, composed of “perfect” celeb body parts Photoshopped together, is actually an advertisement for [_Botched_, E!’s new show](http://insidetv.ew.com/2013/12/05/botched-new-reality-show/ "undefined") about people going under the knife to correct previous cosmetic surgery catastrophes. (It even has a reality show pedigree: Dr. Terry Dubrow and Dr. Paul Nassif , two husbands from the _Real_ _Housewives_ franchise, are the star doctors.) The composite image has Blake Lively’s legs, Rihanna’s abs, Sofia Vergara’s boobs, Gabrielle Union’s arms, Jessica Alba’s smile, Carrie Underwood’s hair and Mila Kunis’ eyes. It’s not the first time we’ve created a crazy composite: Witness the [results of a 2013 survey of men and women’s idea of the perfect female face.](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2521921/Picture-shows-ideal-female-face-according-men-women.html "undefined") And sure, in theory, we might all wish we had those individual parts, but that doesn’t make this piece of Photoshop excess any less frightening. After all, if there’s one thing we don’t need is another unattainable goal. \[h/t [Jezebel](http://jezebel.com/the-perfect-female-celeb-is-perfectly-gross-1595256689?utm%5Fcampaign=socialflow%5Fjezebel%5Ffacebook&utm%5Fsource=jezebel%5Ffacebook&utm%5Fmedium=socialflow "undefined")\] ```json [{"@context":"https://schema.org","@type":"NewsArticle","@id":"https://time.com/2917712/perfect-female-celebrity-photoshop/","mainEntityOfPage":{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https://time.com/2917712/perfect-female-celebrity-photoshop/"},"headline":"They've Created a Monster: The 'Perfect Female Celebrity'","datePublished":"2014-06-24T18:52:06.000Z","dateModified":"2026-04-13T08:54:17.751Z","description":"Enjoy!","url":"https://time.com/2917712/perfect-female-celebrity-photoshop/","keywords":["Living","women","gender","beauty","Rihanna","celebrity","Sofia Vergara","Blake Lively","jessica alba"],"thumbnailUrl":"","author":[{"@type":"Person","name":"Hannah Goldberg","jobTitle":null,"url":"https://time.com/author/hannah-goldberg/"}],"articleSection":"","image":[],"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"Time","url":"https://time.com/","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","url":"https://time.com/images/logo.png","width":528,"height":156},"foundingDate":"March 3, 1923","sameAs":["https://www.facebook.com/time","https://www.instagram.com/time/?hl=en","https://twitter.com/time","https://www.pinterest.com/timemagazine"]}},{"@context":"https://schema.org","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"item":{"@id":"/tag/time-section-living/","name":"Living"}},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"item":{"@id":"https://time.com/2917712/perfect-female-celebrity-photoshop/","name":"They've Created a Monster: The 'Perfect Female Celebrity'"}}]}] ```