June 13, 2014 10:58 AM EDT

Does lavender body wash make you really, really angry? Do you hate a good book and a warm blanket on a gloomy day? Does the mere thought of a love like the one in The Notebook fill you with rage? Then Ice Cube is the man for you.

On last night’s Jimmy Kimmel Live, the 22 Jump Street star showed off his impressive skill at making even the most innocuous ad copy or Charles Schulz-ian anecdote sound like the prelude to a punch in the face. Ice Cube is so good at sounding angry all the time, he can even make parenting advice come off as threatening. It’s surprising that Jimmy Kimmel didn’t crawl under his desk to hide.

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