May 31, 2014 6:00 PM EDT

Like pretty much every other reality TV show, The Sex Factor appears to have the ridiculous conceit, the not-so-polished acting, and the obligatory dude with a British accent; who’s to say it won’t be a success?

If that weren’t enough, the winner earns $1 million and the chance to do a scene with Belle Knox (the Duke University porn starlet).

I’ve got nothing to say, really, other than the trailer isn’t quite safe for work. But you already knew that from the title, didn’t you?

Write to Bijan Stephen at bijan.stephen@gmail.com.

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