February 28, 2014 6:00 PM EST

Filled out your Oscar ballot yet? Better hurry — the days are whizzing by.

To help with your choices — after all, the acting categories involve some tough decisions — we decided to turn to our favorite dating app and Tinderize some of the year’s best characters. Should you find yourself in the Dolby Ballroom on Sunday night, be sure to swipe right — you’re in good company.

Profiles are (obviously) fictitious.

Contact us at letters@time.com.

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