Don’t hate the player, hate the game–especially if the player is only 5 years old.
In the above video, posted to Reddit, an unnamed 5 year old answers questions from his mom about how stressed out he is over having three girlfriends. “I can have two,” he says, “But I don’t want 3. It’s like, I have to give one up.”
“How are you going to decide who to give up?” wonders his mom.
“I don’t know. It’s like, they’re all pretty,” he counters.
Just goes to show: players aren’t made, they’re born.
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