--- description: There's no doubt in anyone's mind that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West will be together forever title: The 9 Worst Wedding Gifts to Get Kim and Kanye image: https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/bltde093bcdab65f2d0/6988d9b9bc6cfc69913e2a3c/time-logo.jpg?branch=production --- * [Living](/tag/time-section-living/) ## Living Update your preferences in [Account Settings](/account/preferences/) Close # The 9 Worst Wedding Gifts to Get Kim and Kanye by [TIME Staff](/author/time-staff/) ## TIME Staff Update your preferences in [Account Settings](/account/preferences/) Close May 24, 2014 11:00 AM CUT by [TIME Staff](/author/time-staff/) ## TIME Staff Update your preferences in [Account Settings](/account/preferences/) Close May 24, 2014 11:00 AM CUT This weekend, the merger—ahem, marriage—between two of the most popular entertainment brands will be complete when Kim Kardashian weds Kanye West. It may feel like the couple’s journey to the altar has been a long time coming, but that’s just because we haven’t been able to stop talking about them, from [Kim’s butt](http://jezebel.com/kim-tweets-booty-shot-kanyes-like-hold-on-im-comin-1446956714 "undefined"), to Kanye’s [rage](http://entertainment.time.com/2013/09/27/kanye-west-launches-epic-twitter-rant-after-jimmy-kimmel-parody/ "undefined"), to human compass point [North West](http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/08/23/north-west-makes-her-tv-debut/ "undefined")—also known as their baby. With reported guests like Chrissy Teigen, Serena Williams and, of course, the entire Kardashian Klan (for all the details, check out TIME’s definitive guide to [what you need to know about the wedding](http://time.com/109938/kim-kardashian-kanye-west-wedding/ "undefined")), it’s easy to imagine that the gift table will be overflowing. But a word to the wise: not all gifts are appreciated; Kim put Katie Couric on blast after she sent a baby gift but [dissed the Kardashian fam](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/17/katie-couric-kim-kardashian-apology%5Fn%5F3772422.html "undefined") to _In Touch_. So what should the esteemed guests get #theworldsmosttalkedaboutcouple, as Vogue anointed them on its [April 2014 cover](http://time.com/33739/kim-kardashian-kanye-west-vogue-cover/ "undefined")? We haven’t a clue. So instead here’s what _not_ to get the couple that really does have everything. 1) An copy of the Ray J song, “I Hit It First.” Because, um, he did. 2) Fake Nike Air Yeezys. Kanye [won’t hesitate to call you out](http://time.com/106498/kanye-tells-fan-his-sneakers-are-fake/ "undefined"). 3) Season tickets to the Boston Celtics, where Kim’s ex-husband Kris Humphries now plays. 4) A Taylor Swift CD. Enough said. 5) An iTunes pass to season 39 of _Saturday Night Live_, featuring Nasim Pedrad’s nasally impression of Kim on “Waking Up With Kimye.” 6) A Baby Einstein DVD for North. 7) A pair of Jessica Simpson-brand stilettos. Surely they would clash with anything from the Kardashian Kollection the sisters design for Sears. 8) A copy of Final Cut Pro. We all know Kanye prefers [Windows Movie Maker](http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/11/19/kim-kardashian-goes-topless-in-new-kanye-video-that-looks-like-something-crafted-in-windows-movie-maker/ "undefined"). 9) A couch upholstered in the floral fabric Kim wore to the Met Gala two years ago, even though [Mrs. Doubtfire would approve](https://twitter.com/robinwilliams/status/331974971826003968 "undefined").  Kardashian attends the Costume Institute Gala for the "PUNK: Chaos to Couture" exhibition at the Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 6, 2013 in New York City. 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