Scientific studies show:
— You can predict how many women a man has slept with by how funny he is.
— Yes, most TV commercials make men look like morons.
— Companies pay women more if a male CEO has a daughter.
— Poor and hungry men prefer heavier women. Rich and full guys like skinny girls.
— Attractive TV anchors make men unable to remember the news.
— What’s the chance that a man’s kids are not really his, biologically?
— Punching things does make men feel better.
— If men’s jobs didn’t affect their ability to attract women they’d be far less ambitious.
— Men fake orgasms too.
This piece originally appeared on Barking Up the Wrong Tree.
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