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Watch This Dad React Every Time His Son Gets a New Tattoo

"Ohhh Jeeze"

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Father’s Day is officially over. For posterity’s sake, a son decided to record his dad’s growing disappointment with every new tattoo he gets. Each new ink Joshua gets is like a punch to the poor Dad’s gut. While we can’t see what said tattoos look like, we’ll take Pop’s word on it. “It’s ugly. GAH.”

(h/t: 22 Words)

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10 Lessons We Learned From the Internet’s Favorite Dads

This Father's Day, take a look back at the dads that have gone viral around the web

A good father shares advice and life lessons with his kids — and a great father shares advice and life lessons with the whole Internet. So, let’s take a moment to appreciate the important lessons imparted to us by great dads who’ve really made their digital mark.

Lesson 1: You can be a single lady, even if you’re a toddler and male.

Back in 2010, one dad made his son cry by telling him, “You’re not a single lady, buddy” when the boy began to dance to Beyoncé’s “Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It).” The father soon realized his misstep and changed his tune, telling his young son that he CAN be a single lady, if he wants to be.

Lesson 2: Be thrilled about your accomplishments, even if they are remarkably average.

This dad wept with tears of unbridled joy when he learned that his son earned a C in math. So what if that’s, by definition, average? Stand up and be proud!

Lesson 3: Dads will always, always embarrass their kids when they dance.

Sometimes famous dads go viral for, well, just being really dad-like.

Lesson 4: There are plenty of songs to enjoy that are not “Let It Go.”

This father-daughter duo captured our collective heart for their spirited lip sync of Iggy Azalea’s “Fancy.”

Lesson 5: Laptops are not bulletproof.

Remember this dad who went on an eight-minute rant directed toward his daughter for her incessant whining on social media? One of the lessons here is don’t be a brat, but the real takeaway is that laptops don’t stand a chance in a firefight.

Lesson 6: You done goofed.

The now-deceased Gene Leonhardt became an Internet sensation for angrily defending his daughter from her haters — and for telling them, “You done goofed.” Let’s all try and apply that as a lesson every day, because we’ve probably all done goofed.

Lesson 7: Start planning NOW so you can become a viral sensation later.

This dad taped his kids coming downstairs on Christmas morning for more than two decades. It probably annoyed them — especially during their surly teen years — but look how much it paid off. They got millions of views on YouTube! Redemption.

Lesson 8: If you want to be a great dad, just get deployed to Afghanistan and then plan an elaborate surprise homecoming.

Sounds easy enough.

Lesson 9: America is number one!

In honor of the Sochi Olympics, this dad built a backyard snow luge for his kids and totally decked it out in red white and blue/woohoo America/USA is #1 type decor.

Lesson 10: You can’t hit people because you want pancakes.

The most important lesson of them all. Jury’s still out on whether or not you can hit people because you want waffles.

TIME Appreciation

5 Actually Good Things That Happened on Friday the 13th

Don't believe the hype

Correction appended, June 13, 3:04 p.m.

For those of us with the windows drawn, desperate to avoid the double whammy of Friday the 13th and Mercury retrograde at all costs—change out of your hole-y sweatpants and go outside. Friday the 13th isn’t as calamitous as some people make it out to be. Sure, the 1989 stock market dip, Tupac Shakur’s death, and the sinking of Costa Concordia all happened on that dreaded day, but some good stuff happened, too.

Here are 5 good things that happened on Friday the 13th (Mercury retrograde we can’t help you with):

LBJ signed an executive order designed to eliminate hiring discrimination based on gender on October 13, 1967
Executive Order 11375 was applicable to the United States federal workforce and government contractors.

The accordion was patented January 13, 1854
And who doesn’t love at least the option of hearing good polka? Or in this case,a reinterpretation of Vivaldi:

The first female flight instructor was licensed October 13, 1939
You crash through that glass ceiling with your airplane, Evelyn Pinckert Kilgore!

It was a really good day for the Friday the 13th film franchise
When adjusted for ticket price inflation, the films grossed a total of $738 million

Premiere of Warner Bros.' "Friday The 13th" - Arrivals
Actress America Olivo arrives at the premiere of Warner Bros.’ “Friday the 13th” Kevin Winter—;Getty Images

And most importantly, Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen were born June 13, 1986
I have three rebuttals for the haters out there who think that this is anything but a good thing: 1) Passport to Paris, 2) The song Brother for Sale, 3) This picture exists:

Correction: This original version of this story misstated Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen’s birthday. They were born June 13, 1988.

 

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The Top 10 Interests Dads Share With Their Kids, According to Facebook

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A thumbs up or "Like" icon at the Facebook main campus ROBYN BECK—AFP/Getty Images

Facebook figured out Dads and their kids' shared interests for Father's Day

In honor of Father’s Day—it’s this Sunday, buy your presents now!—Facebook pulled data on shared interests that dads have with their kids.

The social platform pored through its 1.28 billion active monthly users to find self-identified fathers and their 18-and-up children to compare their “Likes” in topics including movies, TV shows, athletes, and musicians. It then broke down how things differ between father/daughter and father/son shared interests.

The contrast was pretty stark. Dads’ and daughters’ most liked movies, for example, is The Notebook. Dads and sons were into Star Wars. Dads and kids of both genders “liked” The Hangover the most. The most surprising and stereotyped data, however, was for television. It turns out that Dads and their girls are really into Teen Mom!

Here’s the top 10 shared TV show likes for fathers and daughters:

  1. NCIS
  2. Teen Mom
  3. The Ellen DeGeneres Show
  4. Grey’s Anatomy
  5. Duck Dynasty on A&E
  6. Criminal Minds
  7. House
  8. The Secret Life of the American Teenager
  9. True Blood
  10. Pretty Little Liars

The father/son TV favorites have no overlap:

  1. Family Guy
  2. SportsCenter
  3. MythBusters
  4. Tosh.0
  5. South Park
  6. Band of Brothers
  7. Two and a Half Men
  8. The Walking Dead
  9. Futurama
  10. Sons of Anarchy

And now here’s what fathers and both of their children “like” to watch:

  1. Family Guy
  2. Tosh.0
  3. House
  4. NCIS
  5. The Office
  6. Duck Dynasty on A&E
  7. The Big Bang Theory
  8. Two and a Half Men
  9. Sons of Anarchy
  10. MythBusters

Now you know what DVD set to get Dad for Sunday. You’re welcome.

TIME Appreciation

The Cast of Napoleon Dynamite Reunited and Took Some Weird Pictures

"Napoleon Dynamite" 10 Sweet Years Edition Blu-Ray/DVD Release And Statue Dedication
Actors Haylie Duff, Shondrella Avery, Carmen Brady, Diedrich Bader, Jon Heder, Sandy Martin, director Jared Hess, and actors Tina Majorino, Efren Ramirez attend the "Napoleon Dynamite" 10th anniversary celebration. Vincent Sandoval / WireImage / Getty Images

Flippin' sweet

On an average day, if you ask Jon Heder — the actor best known for playing the titular character in Napoleon Dynamite – what he’s going to do, he could reasonably respond, “Whatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh.”

But on Monday, if you’d asked him what he was going to do, he’d have replied, “I’m reuniting with the film’s entire cast so we can celebrate the 10th anniversary and then also unveil a creepy bronze Napoleon Dynamite statue.”

So yeah. That happened. The cast was also, of course, promoting something: the special “10 Sweet Years” Blu-ray/DVD release.

As for the statue, Heder seemed pretty cool with it and was gleefully Instagramming it:

To be fair though, not everybody is flippin’ sweet enough to have a statue in their likeness.

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Watch a Bee Heroically Save His Friend From an Attacking Spider

True heroism

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It looked like the end for our good friend the bumble bee. He was trapped in a web, fighting for his life, and a huge spider was going in for the kill. Then, out of nowhere, his bumble bee brethren swooped in to attack the spider and save his friend.

The video was posted on YouTube by a British dad who says he was recording the event “to show my son who was asleep at the time sort of a brutal life lesson.”

(h/t: Daily of the Day)

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Watch Weezer’s Drummer Catch a Frisbee Mid-Song Without Missing a Beat

And the crowd goes wild

Weezer is one of those bands everyone’s got a special place for in their hearts—in the ’90s, they inaugurated a slyly clever, winking brand of rock. Now cool dads, they’re still playing shows. On Friday night in St. Augustine, Florida, the band played, and something amazing happened: Midway through “Beverly Hills,” a member of the audience (presumably) threw a frisbee—which drummer Patrick Wilson caught. Without missing a single beat.

This is definitely the kind of thing I’d expect from Weezer, and also wouldn’t believe without video evidence. Dad on, cool dads.

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Students Raise Money for Janitor So He Can Visit His Family Overseas

Ricky Spaulding will use the money to visit his son who is stationed in Italy

Kentucky students with big hearts raised nearly $2,000 so a school janitor could visit his family overseas, Lex18.com reports.

At Anderson County High School, about 30 miles west of Lexington, janitor Ricky Spaulding was called to mop up a spill in the gym and walked right into a pep rally being hosted in his honor. He was given a trash can filled with cash that he and his wife will use to visit their son, who is stationed in Italy, so they can meet their grandson for the first time.

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Infants Can Finally Treat Themselves at a Baby Spa

Because it's hard out there for a baby.

Between the napping and feeding and gurgling and napping, being a baby can be a pretty tough job. Thank goodness there is a spa where babies to treat themselves after a long day of staring at the mobile.

Float Baby recently opened in Houston, Texas, and it provides 130 (and counting) newborns to one-year-olds hydrotherapy and neonatal massages. Parents perform the massages with instruction from Float Baby staff. A visit costs $65.

“What we find is that the babies find the water very soothing and relaxing,” owner Kristi Ison told the TODAY Show. “The newborns especially like it, we see them float and then have a little cat nap while they’re floating. The older babies, they really like to kick around and splash and socialize.”

They do seem pretty peaceful.

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A 93-Year-Old Recreated His D-Day Parachute Jump

On June 5, 1944, one day before D-Day, Jim “Pee Wee” Martin parachuted into Europe with the U.S. 101st Airborne Division to take France back from the Nazis.

Exactly 70 years later, a spry Martin took a trans-Atlantic journey to recreate his jump.

“It didn’t [compare to before],” Martin, 93, told CNN Thursday, “because there wasn’t anybody shooting at me today.”

[CNN]

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