The sooner you just accept this bizarre, inexplicably entertaining Twitter account for what it is, the sooner you’ll come to love it. A series of carrot-related musings (riddled with egregious grammatical and spelling errors) from a well-meaning guy who’s still in love with his ex-girlfriend, there’s a real narrative behind RealCarrotFacts. Mostly, though, it’s just downright hilarious. —Samantha Grossman