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Someone Stole Enough Cheese to Make Pizzas for a Lifetime

It was en route to a pizza distribution center in central Florida

A trailer carrying approximately $85,000 worth of shredded mozzarella cheese was reported stolen Sunday at a truck stop in central Florida, the Associated Press reports via the Ocala Star Banner.

The driver and his girlfriend were on their way to the Hungry Howie’s pizza distribution center in Lakeland, Fla., and were having a mechanic check out the tractor-trailer near Summerfield, according to the Marion County Sheriff’s Office. The Ocala Star Banner estimates that there could have been enough cheese in that trailer to make “tens of thousands of pizza pies.”

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Watch What Happened When a Guy Asked a Girl to Prom Over the Jumbotron

But did she say yes?

Spring is just around the corner, and so is prom season, Good Morning America reports.

Maddy Comito, a high school senior in North Carolina, got her boyfriend Jesse Jacobs tickets to a North Carolina State University basketball game against Syracuse University to celebrate their one-year anniversary. Jacobs, a college freshman, told Comito to look up at the Jumbotron, where plastered across the screen was the phrase, “Jesse Jacobs would like to ask Maddy Comito to the 2015 Apex HS Prom.”

She said yes.

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This Poo Emoji Dress Is Perfect for Your Next Date

Keep piling on the jokes

The San Francisco-based clothing company Betabrand recently ran a successful crowd-funding campaign for a dress covered in the poop emoji. Advertised at an early-bird price of $106.20, the frock will prompt countless jokes bound to leave the wearer feeling pooped out. Not to mention it boasts four pockets (though the website does not say whether they are filled with toilet paper squares).

The brand has been crowd-funding men’s attire with this poo-emoji pattern, including a dress shirt, sneakers and trousers aptly named “Poopy pants.”

(h/t CNET)

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Watch a Lebanese Female TV Host Shut Down a Rude Male Guest

"Either there is mutual respect, or the conversation is over"

A male Lebanese scholar was promptly shut down by a female host on a talk show after telling her bluntly to “shut up, so I can talk.”

During a Mar. 2 discussion on Lebanon’s Al-Jadeed TV about Christians joining Islamic groups, Islamist scholar Hani Al-Seba’i was giving his take on the historical context when host Rima Karaki tried to ask a more specific question.

He told her not to cut him off, to which she responded, “In this studio, I run the show,” according to a YouTube clip with English subtitles uploaded by the Middle East Media Research Institute (MEMRI).

Al-Seba’i says he will answer the questions the way he wants to answer them and, when told that time was running out, adds: “Are you done? Shut up, so I can talk.”

“How can a respected sheikh like yourself tell a TV host to shut up?!” Karaki responds.

“It’s beneath me to be interviewed by you,” the sheikh fires back.

The two-and-a-half-minute exchange ends with Karaki getting the better of her guest, telling him: “Just one second. Either there is mutual respect, or the conversation is over.”

The interview has been watched more than 2.6 million times on YouTube, and Karaki has been retweeting supportive comments:

(h/t The Guardian)

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Is This Video of Women Singing ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ in a Car Real Life or Just Fantasy?

Rock on

This video of Australian female comedy trio SketchShe lip-syncing to Queen’s “Bohemian Rhapsody” is the latest in a series of people going viral for singing in cars. Dubbed “Bohemian Carsody,” this performance of the British rock group’s 1975 classic song by Sydney actresses Lana Kington, Madison Lloyd, Shae-Lee Shackleford has racked up more than 2.5 million views since it was uploaded on March 4. As the weather starts to warm up, the clip will get you thinking about a summer road trip with girl friends.

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Watch Weird Al’s Touching Performance With Singers Who Have Autism

He sang with 13-year-old musician Jodi DiPiazza and the Actionplay Chorus, made up of singers with autism

Singer-songwriter “Weird Al” Yankovic recently performed an especially moving rendition of “Yoda” — his spoof of “Lola” by The Kinks — with Jodi DiPiazza, a 13-year-old musician with autism, and the Actionplay chorus, also singers who have autism, at Night of Too Many Stars, a variety show broadcasted on Comedy Central Sunday night. The event raises money to fund programs and services for people with autism through the non-profit New York Collaborates for Autism.

DiPiazza, a student at the Mannes College The New School for Music in New York City, performed “Firework” with Katy Perry at the 2012 event.

TIME celebrity

Turns Out Ryan Gosling Had Some Sick Dance Moves in Middle School

He looks like a miniature MC Hammer

Hey girl, did you realize you can now watch videos of Ryan Gosling dancing as a middle schooler?

One appears to show the Canadian movie star dancing like Elvis Presley to a “Hound Dog” routine.

Another appears to be of Gosling moving and shaking to “Do You Love Me” by The Contours.

And this one seems to be getting the most laughs because his shiny silver pants resemble the kind MC Hammer would wear.

The clips seem to have been first posted on Facebook, and later on YouTube, by Ottawa, Canada, resident and owner of Kiwi Kraze frozen yogurt shop Shaun Swire. They were reportedly filmed at his dance studio, about a year before he joined Disney’s The Mickey Mouse Club.

Gosling tweeted confirmation that the videos are real:

TIME Internet

Hall & Oates Mashed Up With Metallica Is Surprisingly Great

We can go for this

The latest SoundCloud remix to catch the eye of music blogs is a mashup of “I Can’t Go for That (No Can Do)” by Daryl Hall & John Oates and Metallica’s “Enter Sandman” called “I Can’t Enter That (No Sandman).” And no, it is not a jingle for Haulin’ Oats, the granola brand the musicians are suing for allegedly trying to piggy-back on their fame.

The last Hall and Oates mashup to go viral was “Ballin’ Oates” in 2013, which featured hits by Wu-Tang Clan, Kanye and T.I.

(h/t AV Club)

TIME society

Watch a Guy Kiss a Beer Instead of His Girlfriend on the Kiss Cam

Tensions brewing?

Today we highlight a random Kiss Cam video because a) everyone gets a kick out of Kiss Cam fails and b) it’s Friday, and you look like you could use a break.

In this clip, a guy kisses a beer instead of the woman next to him at a NHL game between the Vancouver Canucks and the San Jose Sharks last month. Don’t worry, he does give her that smooch, but not before enjoying the attention of the audience.

While it may look like the ultimate bro snub, the two are likely hamming up it for the cameras.

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(h/t Kansas City Star)

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This Is the Most Outrageous Bar Mitzvah Video Invitation You’ll Ever See

He dances while dressed like a rabbi and waves around challah bread in a parody of "Blurred Lines"

Before becoming a man, you become a meme. At least that’s the way of thinking in 2015. Case in point: this bar mitzvah invitation of biblical proportions.

In a YouTube video produced by Xpress Video Productions and written by Patrick De Nicola, Brody Criz parodies pop hits like Pharrell’s “Happy,” Lorde’s “Royals” and “Let It Go” from Frozen. The whole family is in on it, too.

Fair warning, at the 2:46 mark, when he spoofs Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines,” he starts dancing. And stripping down. Dressed like a rabbi. Stick with it, and you’ll see him mug for the camera with a pug.

If this video is just the invite, then imagine what the reception will be like.

Mazel tov on going viral.

(h/t BuzzFeed)

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