Q: Why was six afraid of seven?
A: Because seven eight nine.
Q: What were 1-5 doing?
A: Watching. Laughing.—
Colin Jost (@TheColinJost) November 18, 2013
The new Weekend Update anchor doesn’t just have great hair — he’s also great at being silly in 140 characters or less. When he’s not busy getting ready for Saturday Night Live, he’ll take to Twitter with a joke. —Sarah Grieco