Can you believe that Olympic athletes are all using Tinder—a DATING APP—at the Olympic village? So much so that "Tinder hook-ups [are] off the hook"? This is completely unexpected. Why would the world's best athletes, in their physical prime, with endorphins to kill and calories to burn, and who are all compressed in a small living space be so interested in this particular extracurricular activity?
Tinder-gate of Sochi 2014 is just the most recent round of faux-surprise that Olympians might, in fact, be having sex. (Because while it's ok to allude to the deed by sexifying female athletes, the idea that anyone's having any actual sex is a different thing completely.)
We've rounded up a history of how sex at Olympic village has been covered over the last few decades. And judging by the florid prose in the dispatches below, the journalists seem to be pretty overheated as well.
The games have just begun, but it's already the year of Tinder and talk of 100,000 condoms circulating around the Olympic Village.
The London Olympics probably saw the most headlines regarding athlete-on-athlete sexcapades. "Gay app Grindr crashes as Olympic athletes arrive in London," read the Mirror. "Could London 2012 be the raunchiest games ever?" asked the Daily Mail. "Steamy London Olympics: A Condom-a-Day, Per Athlete," wrote Businessweek of the 150,000 condoms distributed. "Who Will Win the Sex Olympics?" questioned Forbes — Durex was the right answer.
Althletes were particularly candid about their sex lives, as well. "I've seen people having sex right out in the open," U.S. soccer star Hope Solo told ESPN in a long expose of Olympians' sexual encounters. "On the grass, between buildings, people are getting down and dirty."
Ryan Lochte said: "My last Olympics, I had a girlfriend -- big mistake. Now I'm single, so London should be really good. I'm excited."
We'll reveal other athlete sex secrets exposed to ESPN as our timeline continues.
Snowboarder Scotty Lago, 22, went home earlier than anticipate after TMZ leaked a photo showing a fan biting on his bronze medal when it was hanging from his belt buckle. (He had no events left to compete in.)
CNN ran the headline, "Vancouver medals in condom distribution"
ESPN reported that six athletes had an orgy in a hot tub right outside the Village.
Former Olympic table tennis player Matthew Syed wrote an article for the Times of London noting that there was a "sex fest… right here in Beijing. Olympic athletes have to display an unnatural… level of self-discipline in the build-up to big competitions. How else is this going to manifest itself than with a volcanic release of pent-up hedonism." This led to a headlines asserting that the Olympic Village hosted "More Sex than Woodstock."
Page Six discussed Michael Phelps "celebrated his record-breaking eight gold medals in Beijing by sneaking off for a sizzling game of tonsil hockey with one of Australia's hottest Olympians." (She was his girlfriend.)
Solo told ESPN in 2012 that she slept with a celebrity in Beijing, but she wouldn't say who it was.
Salt Lake City 2002:
The conservative city hosted some protests against Olympic policies to distribute free condoms to athletes.
Officials thought that 70,000 (rainbow) condoms would be enough. They had to send out for 20,000 more after a week.
Javelin thrower Breaux Greer told ESPN that he had relations with three women every day of the Olympics — two were other Olympians and another was a tourist. He had to leave the games due to a knee injury. But as a consolation prize, he did end up with a famous (unnamed) Olympian in the airplane bathroom on the flight back to Los Angeles.
Skier Carrie Sheinberg told ESPN that two German bobsledders "made it clear that they'd trade me their gold for all kinds of other favors. I said jokingly, 'Thanks, but Tommy Moe has a medal. I'll play with his.'"
Even though he played ping pong, Matthew Syed said he "got laid more often in those two and a half weeks than the rest of my life up to that point."
This is when condoms began getting offered to Olympians to encourage safe sex during the games.
There were reports of so many condoms found on the roofs of Olympic residences that the Olympic Association banned outdoor sex.