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Behold: The Best LinkedIn Profile Of All Time

Apr 23, 2014

Plenty of people out there will try to give you advice on how to make a great LinkedIn profile, but you should just give up right now because your LinkedIn profile will never be as good as Shaquille O'Neal's.

For some reason, the folks over at Slate found the NBA legend's profile and confirmed that it's really his and not a fake. And it's just glorious. Where most people write their title and company (for example, "Reporter, TIME") Shaq simply wrote the following:

Owner, A lot of companies

Can we all take a moment to appreciate how incredible that is? Farther down, in the "Experience" section, Shaq writes:

CEO, PRESIDENT

Alot of different companies. Inc

Below that, he elaborates:

I'm working on a lot of different ventures. My best asset is that I am proven to lead teams to championships. I mean multiple championships

So yeah, nobody else is ever going to top this.

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