--- description: "Avocados Gone Wild" is a parody of Topless Tuesdays on Reddit. title: Holy Guacamole: You've Never Seen Avocados Like This image: https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/blt1a95c33b16ec4771/69868980cd6848faf4094049/108359555.jpg?branch=production&width=3840&quality=75&auto=webp&crop=16:9 ---  * [Newsfeed](/tag/time-section-newsfeed/) ## Newsfeed Update your preferences in [Account Settings](/account/preferences/) Close # Holy Guacamole: You've Never Seen Avocados Like This by [Melissa Locker](/author/melissa-locker/) ## Melissa Locker Update your preferences in [Account Settings](/account/preferences/) Close Apr 8, 2014 5:30 PM CUT  Cross section of ripe avocado Cross section of ripe avocadoPatrick Llewelyn-Davies—Getty Images/OJO Images RF by [Melissa Locker](/author/melissa-locker/) ## Melissa Locker Update your preferences in [Account Settings](/account/preferences/) Close Apr 8, 2014 5:30 PM CUT For a certain subset of the Reddit population, Tuesday is better known as Topless Tuesday, which is exactly as NSFW as it sounds. But the parody Reddit thread [Avocados Gone Wild](http://www.reddit.com/r/avocadosgonewild/ "undefined") epitomizes the phrase “food porn” and gives Topless Tuesday a new, much more innocent meaning. While browsing photos of these delicious-looking meals that have raunchy titles like “[lubricant](http://imgur.com/EyGndXI "undefined")” and [“messy”](http://i.imgur.com/VuVb49O.jpg "undefined") and “[jailbait”](http://imgur.com/a/GSXcu "undefined"), your imagination is your own worst enemy. A plate with a whole avocado next to a chicken illustrates [“spreading with a hot chick”](http://i.imgur.com/WchHkpR.jpg "undefined"), while an open-faced sandwich topped with avocado slices illustrates [“being on top.”](http://i.imgur.com/oWWZRWu.jpg "undefined") Below are a few recent examples: “I know the guys in this band, so I modeled for their (a)lbumcover. I like showing off my body ;)”: “I know you want me.. ;)” [“Open and ready to be take in the kitchen”](http://imgur.com/SQfKPmU "undefined") **MORE**: [The Six Most Important Moments in Reddit History](http://techland.time.com/2013/10/01/the-six-most-important-moments-in-reddit-history/ "undefined") **MORE**: [Canadians Will Get a Taco Bell Breakfast Menu If and Only If They Take Justin Bieber Back](http://time.com/41606/taco-bell-justin-bieber/ "undefined") ```json [{"@context":"https://schema.org","@type":"NewsArticle","@id":"https://time.com/53504/holy-guacamole-youve-never-seen-avocados-like-this/","mainEntityOfPage":{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https://time.com/53504/holy-guacamole-youve-never-seen-avocados-like-this/"},"headline":"Holy Guacamole: You've Never Seen Avocados Like This","datePublished":"2014-04-08T17:30:47.000Z","dateModified":"2026-04-13T07:08:36.343Z","description":"The food porn parody of Topless Tuesdays on Reddit.","url":"https://time.com/53504/holy-guacamole-youve-never-seen-avocados-like-this/","keywords":["Newsfeed","Food & Drink"],"thumbnailUrl":"https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/blt1a95c33b16ec4771/69868980cd6848faf4094049/108359555.jpg?branch=production&width=1200&quality=75&auto=webp&crop=1200:675&height=675","author":[{"@type":"Person","name":"Melissa Locker","jobTitle":"","url":"https://time.com/author/melissa-locker/"}],"articleSection":"","image":[{"@type":"ImageObject","url":"https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/blt1a95c33b16ec4771/69868980cd6848faf4094049/108359555.jpg?branch=production&width=1200&quality=75&auto=webp&crop=1200:675&height=675","width":1200,"height":675,"headline":"108359555","caption":"108359555","creditText":"Patrick Llewelyn-Davies—Getty Images/OJO Images RF","representativeOfPage":true}],"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"Time","url":"https://time.com/","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","url":"https://time.com/images/logo.png","width":528,"height":156},"foundingDate":"March 3, 1923","sameAs":["https://www.facebook.com/time","https://www.instagram.com/time/?hl=en","https://twitter.com/time","https://www.pinterest.com/timemagazine"]}},{"@context":"https://schema.org","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"item":{"@id":"/tag/time-section-newsfeed/","name":"Newsfeed"}},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"item":{"@id":"https://time.com/53504/holy-guacamole-youve-never-seen-avocados-like-this/","name":"Holy Guacamole: You've Never Seen Avocados Like This"}}]}] ```