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# The Most Ridiculously Funny Reactions to Amazon Buying Whole Foods


by 

[Ashley Hoffman](https://time.com/author/ashley-hoffman/)


## Ashley Hoffman


Jun 16, 2017 3:02 PM UTC

![Riverdale Park Station - Riverdale Park, MD](https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/blt495cb5355e49fb28/6988d1fe2dce014ea49edf0e/gettyimages-6675045961.jpg?branch=production&width=3840&quality=75&auto=webp&crop=3:2)

Graydon Hipple, 9, runs on a ledge outside the Whole Foods Market on April 9, 2017, in Riverdale Park, MD.

Graydon Hipple, 9, runs on a ledge outside the Whole Foods Market on April 9, 2017, in Riverdale Park, MD.The Washington Post—Getty Images

by 

[Ashley Hoffman](https://time.com/author/ashley-hoffman/)


## Ashley Hoffman


Jun 16, 2017 3:02 PM UTC

[Amazon](http://time.com/4821303/whole-foods-amazon-history/?xid=homepage) announced on Friday that it will acquire upscale food market chain [Whole Foods](http://time.com/4821304/amazon-buying-whole-foods/?xid=homepage) for $13.7 billion, and the Internet was quick to erupt with all the avocado and hummus-themed comedy.

The companies struck the deal at a time when sales had been declining for Whole Foods, as some shoppers were swinging away from buying organic. The merger is a boost for Amazon, which has been making a play for physical retail spaces lately. As soon as news of the merger broke, the [Internet got down to firing off the jokes](http://10:22] https://twitter.com/ChicagoPhotoSho/status/875708981511163905).

See below for the best of the hot takes about the business deal. Humor about Amazon’s voice-activated assistant [Alexa](http://time.com/4712886/amazon-echo-alexa-skills-2017/)? The Internet had that, but also some fun with grocery costs, and the idea that consumers could go a lifetime without ever shopping anywhere other than Amazon.

See the most ridiculously funny reactions below.

> [](https://twitter.com/mims/status/875702969857187840)

> [](https://twitter.com/anildash/status/875702629594271745)

> [](https://twitter.com/cjscalia/status/875703866746077184)

> [](https://twitter.com/chesterlampkin/status/875704432494862339)

> [](https://twitter.com/ScottInSacto/status/875708738136457216)


> [](https://twitter.com/thistallawkgirl/status/875710004841656320)

> [](https://twitter.com/MelissaStetten/status/875716321647964160)

> [](https://twitter.com/JShermOfficial/status/875720119502204928)


> [](https://twitter.com/john%5Fkeim/status/875703105136066560)

> [](https://twitter.com/MissDrifty/status/875720107590385664)

> [](https://twitter.com/robtoole/status/875720074203672576)


> [](https://twitter.com/besthandleever/status/875702879763521537)

> [](https://twitter.com/CJoeBlack/status/875701524047036416)

> [](https://twitter.com/avengedsorrow/status/875720171859652608)


> [](https://twitter.com/LIL%5FICEBUNNY/status/875700067654651904)

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