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Stephen Colbert and Sarah Silverman read jokes that weren't funny enough to make it onto the Bad Kids Jokes Tumblr page._ by [Samantha Grossman](https://time.com/author/samantha-grossman/) ## Samantha Grossman Oct 14, 2015 2:32 PM UTC Stephen Colbert and Sarah Silverman read jokes that weren't funny enough to make it onto the Bad Kids Jokes Tumblr page. by [Samantha Grossman](https://time.com/author/samantha-grossman/) ## Samantha Grossman Oct 14, 2015 2:32 PM UTC Comedian Sarah Silverman dropped by _The Late Show_ Tuesday, where she and host Stephen Colbert bonded over their love of jokes. They then proceeded to recite some awful jokes written by children. Colbert explained that he’s a big fan of the [Bad Kids Jokes](http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/) Tumblr, which curates real jokes written by kids. He got his hands on some of the rejected submissions, and invited Silverman to recite them with him. “That might be smart–in a way we don’t get,” Silverman said after a particularly nonsensical joke. “That might be meta.” Watch the full segment here: _Read next:_ [_Watch John Legend and Stephen Colbert Sing ‘America the Beautiful’_](http://time.com/4053731/john-legend-stephen-colbert-america-the-beautiful/) ## Transcript [00:00] [ MUSIC ] When you put two comedians like Sarah [00:02] Silverman and Stephen Colbert together, you just know [00:05] you're going to witness a late night segment that will leave [00:07] you in stitches. Colbert turned to one of his favorite sources [00:10] for comedy gold, The Bad Kids Jokes Tumblr page. But [00:13] instead of reading any jokes actually on the Tumblr [00:16] account. Colbert had himself and Silverman read some [00:19] jokes that, unfortunately, just didn't make the cut. There [00:22] were three guys on a plane. One bit into an apple, thought [00:26] it was too sweet, he threw it out the window. The second [00:30] guy bit into a rock. [ LAUGH ] That's the whole thing, that's [00:31] terrible. [ LAUGH ] Not funny. [00:36] Now, we did warn you that these jokes weren't funny [00:39] enough to make the bad kids' jokes page. But it's all about [00:42] the delivery, right? 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