--- --- # Conan Made the Donald Trump Ovulation Predictor of Your Nightmares by [Melissa Locker](https://time.com/author/melissa-locker/) ## Melissa Locker Aug 11, 2015 4:36 PM UTC by [Melissa Locker](https://time.com/author/melissa-locker/) ## Melissa Locker Aug 11, 2015 4:36 PM UTC While [Stephen Colbert rubs his hands together](https://twitter.com/StephenAtHome/status/630894625796943872) on the sidelines waiting for his chance to poke fun at Donald Trump ([is it Sept. 8 yet?](http://time.com/3992272/stephen-colbert-donald-trump/)), Conan O’Brien has jumped right into the fray. Last night on _Conan_, he debuted an ad for a “new product” that the real estate mogul can add to his entrepreneurial empire—the Trump Ovulation Test Kit. The gag product features Trump’s face and trademark hairdo on the end of a plastic stick: Simply dip Trump’s head into urine, and Trump’s voice will tell you whether or not you are ready to make a baby. As Conan puts it [on YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCi7GJNg51C3jgmYTUwqoUXA), “When it comes to knowing when you’re fertile, why not trust someone with a proven track record on women’s issues like the Donald?” Conan O'Brien Trump Ovulation Test Kit: Video ```json [{"@context":"https://schema.org","@type":"NewsArticle","@id":"https://time.com/3992393/conan-obrien-donald-trump-ovulation-test-kit/","mainEntityOfPage":{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https://time.com/3992393/conan-obrien-donald-trump-ovulation-test-kit/"},"headline":"Conan Made the Donald Trump Ovulation Predictor of Your Nightmares","datePublished":"2015-08-11T16:36:49.000Z","dateModified":"2026-04-13T07:23:16.645Z","description":"Trust the Donald","url":"https://time.com/3992393/conan-obrien-donald-trump-ovulation-test-kit/","keywords":["Newsfeed","Television","Conan O'brien","Donald Trump","conan"],"thumbnailUrl":"","author":[{"@type":"Person","name":"Melissa Locker","jobTitle":"","url":"https://time.com/author/melissa-locker/"}],"articleSection":"","image":[],"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"Time","url":"https://time.com/","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","url":"https://time.com/images/logo.png","width":528,"height":156},"foundingDate":"March 3, 1923","sameAs":["https://www.facebook.com/time","https://www.instagram.com/time/?hl=en","https://twitter.com/time","https://www.pinterest.com/timemagazine"]}},{"@context":"https://schema.org","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"item":{"@id":"/tag/time-section-newsfeed/","name":"Newsfeed"}},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"item":{"@id":"https://time.com/3992393/conan-obrien-donald-trump-ovulation-test-kit/","name":"Conan Made the Donald Trump Ovulation Predictor of Your Nightmares"}}]}] ```