Step aside, Kim Kardashian and J.K. Rowling: there’s a new celebrity ruling the Twittersphere. That celebrity’s name is Maggie May, and she just happens to be a dog.
Tennis star Andy Murray’s dog, to be exact, and she has almost 30,000 Twitter followers.
She has impeccable selfie technique:
She uses cool abbreviations like “vaycay”:
She throws shade at her owner’s competitors:
And she’s also the master of the humble-brag:
Murray and his wife Kim Sears also have a dog named Rusty, who makes frequent appearances in Maggie May’s tweets. With Murray currently on his way to the Wimbledon semifinals, we can’t wait to see what his loyal dog says next.
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