--- title: Funny Fathers Day Cards on Etsy description: Here are some of the funniest Fathers Day cards on Etsy canonical: https://time.com/3915915/funny-fathers-day-cards/ author: Olivia B. 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Well if you are like most Americans, you’ll probably settle for something, as the [National Retail Federation](https://nrf.com/media/press-releases/fathers-day-spending-reach-127-billion-according-nrf-survey#sthash.GkUxjA0I.dpuf) estimates that six in ten consumers will buy their dads a greeting card, spending more than $777 million overall. To help you find something more unique, we scanned Etsy and have rounded up some of our favorites. Don’t forget: Father’s Day in the U.S. is June 21. ### For the Dad Who Likes a Nightcap  Knotty Cards See more from [Knotty Cards](https://www.etsy.com/listing/234253171/funny-fathers-day-card-stepdad-card) ### For Fastidious Fathers  Xoxo Designs by Ruth See more from [Xoxo Designs by Ruth](https://www.etsy.com/listing/231820432/funny-illustrated-thanks-for-being-my) ### For the Dad Who Has Trouble Expressing His Feelings  Cheeky Kumquat See more from [Cheeky Kumquat](http://www.etsy.com/listing/224632433/fathers-day-card-awkward-hug-funny). ### For Trekkie Dads  LetMeDrawYourPicture See more from [LetMeDrawYourPicture](https://www.etsy.com/listing/226929924/spock-happy-fathers-day-card-leonard?ga%5Forder=most%5Frelevant&ga%5Fsearch%5Ftype=all&ga%5Fview%5Ftype=gallery&ga%5Fsearch%5Fquery=father%27s%20day%20card&ref=sr%5Fgallery%5F8). ### For the Dad Who Makes the Best Puns  Cardtorial See more from [Cardtorial](http://www.cardtorial.com). ### For the Dad Who Let You Have an Iguana  KudzuMonster See more from [KudzuMonster](https://www.etsy.com/listing/191242009/instant-download-fathers-day-funny-pun?ga%5Forder=most%5Frelevant&ga%5Fsearch%5Ftype=all&ga%5Fview%5Ftype=gallery&ga%5Fsearch%5Fquery=funny%20father%27s%20day%20card&ref=sr%5Fgallery%5F31). ### For the Dad Who Likes to Explore the Great Outdoors  Modern Printed Matter See more from [Modern Printed Matter](https://www.etsy.com/listing/180015942/fathers-day-card-lost-without-you?ga%5Forder=most%5Frelevant&ga%5Fsearch%5Ftype=all&ga%5Fview%5Ftype=gallery&ga%5Fsearch%5Fquery=funny%20father%27s%20day%20card&ref=sr%5Fgallery%5F15). ### For the Man Who Said “I Am Your Father”  witandwhistle See more from [witandwhistle](https://www.etsy.com/listing/73996171/funny-fathers-day-card-not-the-worst). ### For Vegetarian Dads  SplashOfSilverStationary.com See more at [Splash of Silver](https://www.etsy.com/listing/152693840/cheeky-fathers-day-card-printable-diy?ga%5Forder=most%5Frelevant&ga%5Fsearch%5Ftype=all&ga%5Fview%5Ftype=gallery&ga%5Fsearch%5Fquery=funny%20father%27s%20day%20card&ref=sr%5Fgallery%5F24). ### For the Dad Who Knows You’re a Piece of Work  Zoe Westbrook See more from [TomandMacy](https://www.etsy.com/listing/233152905/handmade-funny-fathers-day-card-blank). ### For the Dad Who Actually Knows Who Kanye Is  For the Trill of it See more from [for the Trill of it](https://www.etsy.com/listing/235453662/kanye-west-inspired-fathers-day-card). ### For Dads Who Stayed Cool  Turtle's Soup See more from [Turtle’s Soup](https://www.etsy.com/listing/229590347/funny-fathers-day-card-dad-im-your). ### For the Dad Who Always Quotes _Seinfeld_  averycampbellart See more from [averycampbellart](https://www.etsy.com/listing/234602384/funny-fathers-day-seinfeld-card). ### For the Dad Who Is Confident About How He Looks in Swim Trunks  Shannon Slocum See more from [Seriously Shannon](http://www.etsy.com/listing/234185674/funny-fathers-day-card-dad-bod-a2). ### For the Dad Who Somehow Figured Out How to Text Emojis  BettieConfetti See more from [BettieConfetti](https://www.etsy.com/listing/223256767/funny-fathers-day-card-thanks-for?ref=market). ### For Dads Who Love Dogs  Allherglory See more from [Allherglory](https://www.etsy.com/listing/232686079/dad-youre-puggin-awesome-fathers-day). ```json [{"@context":"https://schema.org","@type":"NewsArticle","@id":"https://time.com/3915915/funny-fathers-day-cards/","mainEntityOfPage":{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https://time.com/3915915/funny-fathers-day-cards/"},"headline":"16 of the Funniest Father's Day Cards","datePublished":"2015-06-12T17:30:23.000Z","dateModified":"2026-05-11T04:47:26.101Z","description":"Full of dad jokes, obviously","url":"https://time.com/3915915/funny-fathers-day-cards/","keywords":["Newsfeed","Business topic"],"thumbnailUrl":"","author":[{"@type":"Person","name":"Olivia B. 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