--- title: Funny Fathers Day Cards on Etsy description: Here are some of the funniest Fathers Day cards on Etsy canonical: https://time.com/3915915/funny-fathers-day-cards/ author: Olivia B. Waxman article:opinion: false article:content_tier: free article:published_time: 2015-06-12T17:30:23.000Z article:modified_time: 2026-05-11T04:47:26.101Z og:title: Funny Fathers Day Cards on Etsy og:description: Here are some of the funniest Fathers Day cards on Etsy og:url: https://time.com/3915915/funny-fathers-day-cards/ og:site_name: TIME og:image: https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/bltde093bcdab65f2d0/6988d9b9bc6cfc69913e2a3c/time-logo.jpg?branch=production og:image:width: 1200 og:image:height: 675 og:image:alt: TIME og:type: article twitter:card: summary_large_image twitter:title: Funny Fathers Day Cards on Etsy twitter:description: Here are some of the funniest Fathers Day cards on Etsy twitter:image: https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/bltde093bcdab65f2d0/6988d9b9bc6cfc69913e2a3c/time-logo.jpg?branch=production --- # 16 of the Funniest Father's Day Cards  by [Olivia B. Waxman](https://time.com/author/olivia-b-waxman/)  ## Olivia B. Waxman Staff Writer Jun 12, 2015 5:30 PM UTC  by [Olivia B. Waxman](https://time.com/author/olivia-b-waxman/)  ## Olivia B. Waxman Staff Writer Jun 12, 2015 5:30 PM UTC Can’t think of a witty Father’s Day card to write, but find the greeting cards at drug stores are overly sentimental? Well if you are like most Americans, you’ll probably settle for something, as the [National Retail Federation](https://nrf.com/media/press-releases/fathers-day-spending-reach-127-billion-according-nrf-survey#sthash.GkUxjA0I.dpuf) estimates that six in ten consumers will buy their dads a greeting card, spending more than $777 million overall. To help you find something more unique, we scanned Etsy and have rounded up some of our favorites. Don’t forget: Father’s Day in the U.S. is June 21. ### For the Dad Who Likes a Nightcap  Knotty Cards See more from [Knotty Cards](https://www.etsy.com/listing/234253171/funny-fathers-day-card-stepdad-card) ### For Fastidious Fathers  Xoxo Designs by Ruth See more from [Xoxo Designs by Ruth](https://www.etsy.com/listing/231820432/funny-illustrated-thanks-for-being-my) ### For the Dad Who Has Trouble Expressing His Feelings  Cheeky Kumquat See more from [Cheeky Kumquat](http://www.etsy.com/listing/224632433/fathers-day-card-awkward-hug-funny). ### For Trekkie Dads  LetMeDrawYourPicture See more from [LetMeDrawYourPicture](https://www.etsy.com/listing/226929924/spock-happy-fathers-day-card-leonard?ga%5Forder=most%5Frelevant&ga%5Fsearch%5Ftype=all&ga%5Fview%5Ftype=gallery&ga%5Fsearch%5Fquery=father%27s%20day%20card&ref=sr%5Fgallery%5F8). ### For the Dad Who Makes the Best Puns  Cardtorial See more from [Cardtorial](http://www.cardtorial.com). ### For the Dad Who Let You Have an Iguana  KudzuMonster See more from [KudzuMonster](https://www.etsy.com/listing/191242009/instant-download-fathers-day-funny-pun?ga%5Forder=most%5Frelevant&ga%5Fsearch%5Ftype=all&ga%5Fview%5Ftype=gallery&ga%5Fsearch%5Fquery=funny%20father%27s%20day%20card&ref=sr%5Fgallery%5F31). ### For the Dad Who Likes to Explore the Great Outdoors  Modern Printed Matter See more from [Modern Printed Matter](https://www.etsy.com/listing/180015942/fathers-day-card-lost-without-you?ga%5Forder=most%5Frelevant&ga%5Fsearch%5Ftype=all&ga%5Fview%5Ftype=gallery&ga%5Fsearch%5Fquery=funny%20father%27s%20day%20card&ref=sr%5Fgallery%5F15). ### For the Man Who Said “I Am Your Father”  witandwhistle See more from [witandwhistle](https://www.etsy.com/listing/73996171/funny-fathers-day-card-not-the-worst). ### For Vegetarian Dads  SplashOfSilverStationary.com See more at [Splash of Silver](https://www.etsy.com/listing/152693840/cheeky-fathers-day-card-printable-diy?ga%5Forder=most%5Frelevant&ga%5Fsearch%5Ftype=all&ga%5Fview%5Ftype=gallery&ga%5Fsearch%5Fquery=funny%20father%27s%20day%20card&ref=sr%5Fgallery%5F24). ### For the Dad Who Knows You’re a Piece of Work  Zoe Westbrook See more from [TomandMacy](https://www.etsy.com/listing/233152905/handmade-funny-fathers-day-card-blank). ### For the Dad Who Actually Knows Who Kanye Is  For the Trill of it See more from [for the Trill of it](https://www.etsy.com/listing/235453662/kanye-west-inspired-fathers-day-card). ### For Dads Who Stayed Cool  Turtle's Soup See more from [Turtle’s Soup](https://www.etsy.com/listing/229590347/funny-fathers-day-card-dad-im-your). ### For the Dad Who Always Quotes _Seinfeld_  averycampbellart See more from [averycampbellart](https://www.etsy.com/listing/234602384/funny-fathers-day-seinfeld-card). ### For the Dad Who Is Confident About How He Looks in Swim Trunks  Shannon Slocum See more from [Seriously Shannon](http://www.etsy.com/listing/234185674/funny-fathers-day-card-dad-bod-a2). ### For the Dad Who Somehow Figured Out How to Text Emojis  BettieConfetti See more from [BettieConfetti](https://www.etsy.com/listing/223256767/funny-fathers-day-card-thanks-for?ref=market). ### For Dads Who Love Dogs  Allherglory See more from [Allherglory](https://www.etsy.com/listing/232686079/dad-youre-puggin-awesome-fathers-day). ```json [{"@context":"https://schema.org","@type":"NewsArticle","@id":"https://time.com/3915915/funny-fathers-day-cards/","mainEntityOfPage":{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https://time.com/3915915/funny-fathers-day-cards/"},"headline":"16 of the Funniest Father's Day Cards","datePublished":"2015-06-12T17:30:23.000Z","dateModified":"2026-05-11T04:47:26.101Z","description":"Full of dad jokes, obviously","url":"https://time.com/3915915/funny-fathers-day-cards/","keywords":["Newsfeed","Business topic"],"thumbnailUrl":"","author":[{"@type":"Person","name":"Olivia B. 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