--- title: Former FIFA Vice President Jack Warner Falls for Onion Spoof Article description: In blasting a U.S. investigation into his alleged malfeasance at FIFA, he refers unwittingly to a spoof to make his case. canonical: https://time.com/3902835/fifa-officials-falls-for-onion-gag/ author: David Stout article:opinion: false article:content_tier: free article:published_time: 2015-06-01T04:48:28.000Z article:modified_time: 2026-02-22T07:46:24.168Z article:section: Sports og:title: Former FIFA Official Falls for Onion Article og:description: The joke appears to be on Jack Warner. og:url: https://time.com/3902835/fifa-officials-falls-for-onion-gag/ og:site_name: TIME og:image: https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/bltbc1dd7a7d26e56c8/69885262428a9e1307ccd7ae/jack-warner.jpg?branch=production&width=3840&quality=75&auto=webp&crop=16:9 og:image:width: 1200 og:image:height: 675 og:image:alt: Jack Warner og:type: article twitter:card: summary_large_image twitter:title: Former FIFA Official Falls for Onion Article twitter:description: The joke appears to be on Jack Warner. twitter:image: https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/bltbc1dd7a7d26e56c8/69885262428a9e1307ccd7ae/jack-warner.jpg?branch=production&width=3840&quality=75&auto=webp&crop=16:9 ---  # Former FIFA Vice President Jack Warner Has No Idea That an Onion Article About FIFA Is a Spoof > Sponsored content. 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FIFA executive Jack Warner gestures during a news conference held shortly after his arrival at the airport in Port-of-Spain, in his native Trinidad and Tobago on June 2, 2011.Shirley Bahadur — AP by [David Stout](https://time.com/author/david-stout/) ## David Stout Jun 1, 2015 4:48 AM UTC Former FIFA vice president Jack Warner, who is on bail on bribery charges, wasn’t laughing as he cited a work of satire published in the Onion on Sunday. In a video posted on his official Facebook page (it was subsequently taken down but appears to have been reposted by YouTube user rpmackey [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rhLFDF516Q)), Warner blasted an ongoing U.S. Justice Department investigation into his alleged malfeasance at FIFA and brandished a printout of an article published in [the Onion](http://www.theonion.com/article/fifa-frantically-announces-2015-summer-world-cup-u-50525) to bolster his position. The article, entitled “FIFA Frantically Announces 2015 Summer World Cup in United States,” was published hours after U.S. authorities commenced a sweeping corruption probe into soccer’s international governing body on Wednesday that indicted several of the association’s top officials, including Warner, who is from Trinidad and Tobago. The mocking suggestion of the article is that FIFA would be willing to organize a “summer World Cup” simply to appease U.S. authorities. However, the satirical point was lost on Warner. 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