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FIFTY SHADES OF GREY
Fifty Shades of Grey Chuck Zlotnick—Focus Features/Courtesy Everett Collection

The Honest Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer Proves How Desperately Unsexy the Movie Is

May 05, 2015

Just when you thought Fifty Shades of Grey movie parodies were a thing of the past, YouTube channel Screen Junkies released an honest trailer for the flick based on the bestselling book series by E.L. James.

The narrator describes the Christian Grey character as "a mysterious billionaire who runs a mysterious multinational corporation which is mysteriously able to function without him doing any actual work."

The best part is the fake blurbs from film critics starting at the 3:07 mark and the parody of Beyoncé's "Crazy in Love" from the movie soundtrack.

(h/t Entertainment Weekly)

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Brigitte Bardot on set with actor Michel Roux, 1958.Loomis Dean—The LIFE Picture Collection/Getty Images
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Brigitte Bardot on set with actor Michel Roux, 1958.
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