--- description: The list includes such pressing tasks as "Go home & get a stick" and then "chop up & get stoned." title: Police Found a Stoner's Hilarious To-Do List image: https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/bltde093bcdab65f2d0/6988d9b9bc6cfc69913e2a3c/time-logo.jpg?branch=production --- * [Newsfeed](/tag/time-section-newsfeed/) ## Newsfeed Update your preferences in [Account Settings](/account/preferences/) Close # Police Found a Stoner's Hilarious To-Do List  by [Tessa Berenson](/author/tessa-berenson/)  ## Tessa Berenson Update your preferences in [Account Settings](/account/preferences/) Close May 2, 2015 8:46 PM CUT  by [Tessa Berenson](/author/tessa-berenson/)  ## Tessa Berenson Update your preferences in [Account Settings](/account/preferences/) Close May 2, 2015 8:46 PM CUT When Australian police found the to-do list of a marijuana user while executing a search warrant, they decided to have a little fun at the stoner’s expense. The Murdoch police posted the to-do list on Twitter, asking “Are ur Saturdays hectic like this”? The answer is probably no, since the list includes such pressing tasks as “Go home & get a stick” and then “chop up & get stoned.” > [](https://twitter.com/MurdochPol/status/593619308183293952) And for those of you wondering if this to-do list is real, the Murdoch police have a response: > [](https://twitter.com/MurdochPol/status/593682522724298752) ```json [{"@context":"https://schema.org","@type":"NewsArticle","@id":"https://time.com/3844471/police-stoner-to-do-list/","mainEntityOfPage":{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https://time.com/3844471/police-stoner-to-do-list/"},"headline":"Police Found a Stoner's Hilarious To-Do List","datePublished":"2015-05-02T20:46:51.000Z","dateModified":"2026-04-13T07:19:21.765Z","description":"\"Go home & get a stick\"","url":"https://time.com/3844471/police-stoner-to-do-list/","keywords":["Newsfeed","Marijuana","Crime","police"],"thumbnailUrl":"","author":[{"@type":"Person","name":"Tessa Berenson","jobTitle":null,"url":"https://time.com/author/tessa-berenson/"}],"articleSection":"","image":[],"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"Time","url":"https://time.com/","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","url":"https://time.com/images/logo.png","width":528,"height":156},"foundingDate":"March 3, 1923","sameAs":["https://www.facebook.com/time","https://www.instagram.com/time/?hl=en","https://twitter.com/time","https://www.pinterest.com/timemagazine"]}},{"@context":"https://schema.org","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"item":{"@id":"/tag/time-section-newsfeed/","name":"Newsfeed"}},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"item":{"@id":"https://time.com/3844471/police-stoner-to-do-list/","name":"Police Found a Stoner's Hilarious To-Do List"}}]}] ```