--- title: Jurassic World Star Chris Pratt Does Reddit AMA description: "I want to do an AMA and you can't stop me I'm Starlord!" Chris Pratt said canonical: https://time.com/3835004/chris-pratt-reddit-ama-funniest-lines/ author: Samantha Grossman article:opinion: false article:content_tier: free article:published_time: 2015-04-24T19:55:37.000Z article:modified_time: 2026-05-11T04:47:42.244Z og:title: The 10 Funniest Things Chris Pratt Said in His Reddit AMA og:description: "I want to do an AMA and you can't stop me I'm Starlord!" og:url: https://time.com/3835004/chris-pratt-reddit-ama-funniest-lines/ og:site_name: TIME og:image: https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/blta48123fbe2c88ef6/69869e6acd804d1736ccc3c5/453169864.jpg?branch=production&width=3840&quality=75&auto=webp&crop=16:9 og:image:width: 1200 og:image:height: 675 og:image:alt: Chris Pratt og:type: article twitter:card: summary_large_image twitter:title: The 10 Funniest Things Chris Pratt Said in His Reddit AMA twitter:description: "I want to do an AMA and you can't stop me I'm Starlord!" twitter:image: https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/blta48123fbe2c88ef6/69869e6acd804d1736ccc3c5/453169864.jpg?branch=production&width=3840&quality=75&auto=webp&crop=16:9 ---  # The 10 Funniest Things Chris Pratt Said in His Reddit AMA by [Samantha Grossman](/author/samantha-grossman/) ## Samantha Grossman Apr 24, 2015 7:55 PM CUT  HOLLYWOOD, CA - JULY 21: Actor Chris Pratt arrives at the Los Angeles premiere of 'Guardians Of The Galaxy' at the El Capitan Theatre on July 21, 2014 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Axelle/Bauer-Griffin/FilmMagic) HOLLYWOOD, CA - JULY 21: Actor Chris Pratt arrives at the Los Angeles premiere of 'Guardians Of The Galaxy' at the El Capitan Theatre on July 21, 2014 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Axelle/Bauer-Griffin/FilmMagic)Axelle/Bauer-Griffin—FilmMagic/Getty Images by [Samantha Grossman](/author/samantha-grossman/) ## Samantha Grossman Apr 24, 2015 7:55 PM CUT Soon it will be time for Chris Pratt to begin promoting _Jurassic World_, which really just means he’s about to do a bunch of [charming ](http://time.com/3269138/chris-pratt-first-pitch-at-cubs-game/ "undefined")and [sweet ](http://time.com/3153985/chris-pratt-visits-childrens-hospital-in-guardians-of-the-galaxy-costume/ "undefined")and [funny ](http://time.com/3269138/chris-pratt-first-pitch-at-cubs-game/ "undefined")things like he did during _Guardians of the Galaxy_ mania. First up? A Reddit Ask Me Anything Q&A session, which he kicked off by revealing that he was “still half-drunk” after [drinking a bunch of tequila](https://twitter.com/prattprattpratt/status/591477779239047168 "undefined") on a plane. Pratt said that once he decided he wanted to do an AMA, he called his publicist and said, “Hey, I know your job is to typically babysit me and make sure I don’t do anything too stupid or say anything to ruin my career, but, I want to do an AMA and you can’t stop me I’m Starlord!” Naturally, Pratt’s Q&A session was filled with lots of other hilarious little gems, so we rounded up some the best lines. _1\. Question: I was recently bitten by a radioactive Chris Pratt. What is about to happen to me?_ Answer: Oh no. You’re probably gonna get fat and then skinny. _2\. Question: Hey Chris, did Eminem ever give his thoughts on your awesome performance of “Forgot About Dre?”_ Answer: No. But I met Dr. Dre last night!!!! Holy s–t bro! That was crazy. I wanna see that “Straight Outta Compton” movie so bad. Looks great. _3\. Question: Hey Chris, what would Andy Dwyer/Johnny Karate/Bert Macklin be doing right now?_ Answer: Here’s something you might not have known about those characters. They smoked a lot of weed. They’d probably be doing that right now. _4\. Question: What’s your favourite dinosaur?_ Answer: Not just saying this but probably the velociraptor. They are pack hunters and super cool. But also I love the Mosasaur. That’s the water dinosaur thing from the trailer that is SO F—ING BADASS! Funny story, before I got _Jurassic Park_ I gave James Gunn a wrap gift of an authentic Mosasaur Jawbone Fossil. So basically I can control the future. _5\. Question: Would you rather fight 1 Lil’ Sebastian-sized duck or 100 duck-sized Lil’ Sebastians?_ Answer: Most definitely 100 duck sized Lil’ Sebastians. Because I could kill most of them easily, but the remainder I would capture and breed as glamour pets. We could make literally hundreds of dollars. _6\. Question: If you could change a word from the title of any films or television show you’ve starred in, what would the new title be? Example, “Sharks and Rec”_ Answer: Zero Dark Thirsty? _7\. Question:What would be in your perfect sandwich?_ Answer: Perfect sandwich? Two slices of white bread, mustard, mayo and a platinum American Express card. _8\. Question: I know that it is just a role, but are there any similarities between you and Peter Quill? What about Andy Dwyer?_ Answer: Quill and I are basically the same person. We were born in the same year. We loved the same movies. The same music. If I were kidnapped at 10, taken to space and based my ideology on the pop culture of 1979-1989 I would be Peter Quill. _9\. Question: What brand of tequila were you having? How you holding up?_ Answer: I was drinking Patron. But then Hornitos, bad call. I’m holding up well. I’m on a juice fast thing so the tequila juice fit right in! Haha! Actually doing surprisingly well. I must be a pro! _10\. Question: Who would win in a fight, you or Nick Offerman?_ Answer: Trick question. We would never fight. Unless it was us against anybody else in which case we would win. ### Celebrities You Didn’t Know Were Voice Actors  John Oliver had a brief cameo on The Simpsons as Booth Wilkes-John, the Simpsons' British neighbor. Fox; Jamie McCarthy—Getty Images  Even though Benedict Cumberbatch can't pronounce the word penguin, he joins the cast of The Penguins of Madagascar as the voice of Agent Classified. Dreamworks; Jim Spellman—WireImage/Getty Images  30 Rock Star Scott Adsit lends his voice to the lovable robot Baymax in Disney's Big Hero 6 Disney; Alberto E. Rodriguez—Getty Images  Freddie Prinze Jr., the 90s heartthrob and movie star, is back to voice Kanan, a Jedi in Disney’s latest animated series, Star Wars Rebels. Lucasfilm/Disney XD; Frazer Harrison—Getty Images  Mark Hamill has had an impressive second act following Star Wars as a prolific and celebrated voice actor giving life to characters such as the Joker in Batman: The Animated Series and Fire Lord Ozai in Avatar: The Last Airbender. Fox; Tommaso Boddi—WireImage/Getty Images  Vin Diesel’s voice acting career consists of more than three words. In 1999, he was the voice of The Iron Giant in its eponymous movie. Warner Bros.; Anthony Harvey—Getty Images  Before they were comedic giants, Stephen Colbert and Steve Carell lent their voices to The Ambigiously Gay Duo, an animated comedy sketch that first got its start on The Dana Carvey Show before moving to Saturday Night Live. Everett; Jason Kempin—Getty Images  Jaleel White, the actor formerly known as Urkel, was the voice of Sonic the Hedghog in the 90s television show Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog. DiC Enterprises; Imeh Akpanudosen—Getty Images  Reginald VelJohnson is best known for his nine seasons as Carl Winslow on Family Matters, but more recently he was the voice of Able, a mechanic and fatherly figure in Disney’s Tron: Uprising. Disney XD (2)  Darius McCrary, who played the older brother Eddie Winslow on Family Matters, was the voice of Jazz in the 2007 Transformers movie. Dreamworks; Frederick M. Brown—Getty Images  Will Friedle, who played the underachieving elder brother in Boy Meets World, has voiced a number of memorable characters such as Terry McGinnis, the titular character of Batman Beyond and Ron Stoppable in Kim Possible. Warner Bros.; Barry King—WireImage/Getty Images  Arrested Development star Jessica Walter currently voices Malory Archer in FX’s Archer, but back in the 90s, she was the voice of Dinosaurs matriarch Fran Sinclair. Jim Henson Productions; Alberto E. Rodriguez—Getty Images  Tim Curry lent his comedic talents to voice the eccentric Nigel Thornberry for five seasons of Nickelodeon’s The Wild Thornberrys. Paramount  Flea, the bassist for the Red Hot Chili Peppers, voiced the incoherent gibberish of the feral boy Donnie, in The Wild Thornberrys. Paramount  As if being on Star Trek: The Next Generation and Reading Rainbow weren’t enough, LeVar Burton was also the voice of Kwame on Captain Planet and the Planeteers. Hanna-Barbera; Albert L. Ortega—Getty Images  Bruce Willis had a brief voice acting cameo as the voice of Spike in the 2003 movie Rugrats Go Wild. 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