--- title: Amy Schumer's Best Jokes From the 2015 MTV Movie Awards description: She brought her signature "Inside Amy Schumer" sense of humor canonical: https://time.com/3818908/amy-schumer-jokes-2015-mtv-movie-awards/ author: Sarah Begley article:opinion: false article:content_tier: free article:published_time: 2015-04-13T02:26:46.000Z article:modified_time: 2026-05-11T05:04:35.725Z article:section: Entertainment og:title: Amy Schumer's Craziest Jokes From the 2015 MTV Movie Awards og:description: She brought her signature "Inside Amy Schumer" sense of humor og:url: https://time.com/3818908/amy-schumer-jokes-2015-mtv-movie-awards/ og:site_name: TIME og:image: https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/bltc452511a4750e7dc/6987eabe06f2c17fad337b0c/amy-schumer-mtv.jpg?branch=production&width=3840&quality=75&auto=webp&crop=16:9 og:image:width: 1200 og:image:height: 675 og:image:alt: Host Amy Schumer opens the show at the 2015 MTV Movie Awards in Los Angeles on Apr. 12, 2015. og:type: article twitter:card: summary_large_image twitter:title: Amy Schumer's Craziest Jokes From the 2015 MTV Movie Awards twitter:description: She brought her signature "Inside Amy Schumer" sense of humor twitter:image: https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/bltc452511a4750e7dc/6987eabe06f2c17fad337b0c/amy-schumer-mtv.jpg?branch=production&width=3840&quality=75&auto=webp&crop=16:9 ---  # Amy Schumer's Craziest Jokes From the 2015 MTV Movie Awards > Sponsored content. 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Host Amy Schumer opens the show at the 2015 MTV Movie Awards in Los Angeles on Apr. 12, 2015.Mario Anzuoni—Reuters by [Sarah Begley](https://time.com/author/sarah-begley/) ## Sarah Begley Apr 13, 2015 2:26 AM UTC Amy Schumer was a bold choice to host the 2015 MTV Movie Awards, and she didn’t disappoint: the _Inside Amy Schumer_ comedian filled the night with edgy jokes and sketches that pushed the boundaries on female sexuality, racism, cancer and more. In a sketch where Schumer pretended to audition for _Selma_, she confused Selma, Ala. with Salma Hayek and did an impression of the Latina actress. The script was touchy—“You think that I can’t play a strong ‘Latinra’ just because I’m a beautiful whitekin-la,” she says in a put-on accent—but she did [warn viewers](http://time.com/3818709/mtv-movie-awards-amy-schumer/) before the show saying: “I know people are going to be mad.” Another sketch about _Fifty Shades of Grey_ pushed boundaries with not-so-subtle sexual innuendos showing women leaving the theater with baseball bats. Here are some of her most outrageous jokes of the night: After a gag that left Jimmy Kimmel pierced by an arrow: “I do want to apologize to Jimmy Kimmel, my lower back tattoo is usually the target.” “Half of you don’t know who I am, and half of you think I’m Meghan Trainor.” On _The Fault in Our Stars_: “That was such a great movie, but I think they should have gone with the original title, “Cancer Schmancer.” On _Furious 7:_ “\[That’s\] what they’re calling the people who saw _Jupiter Ascending_.” “Hillary Clinton finally announced she’s taking Zayn’s spot in One Direction.” “If you feel like you’re hot wherever you live, stay there, okay? Don’t move \[to LA\].” “I have two superpowers: one, I have no gag reflex, and two, I can fly.” Here’s hoping in a few years’ time, Schumer will be polished and mainstream enough to get an even bigger hosting gig. _Read next:_ [_See All the Winners From the 2015 MTV Movie Awards_](http://time.com/3818877/mtv-movie-awards-winners/?iid=time%5Freadnext) ### 17 of History’s Most Rebellious Women ![Nadezhda Tolokonnikova and Maria Alyokhina of Pussy Riot, Russia
Members of the feminist punk rock collective were jailed after protesting Russian President Putin in a church. The group has since used its notoriety to promote human rights issues. The very name of the band is meant to turn something passive into something powerful.](https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/blt9e8c82abe9d143e4/6986846c13c79fe273190eb6/rebellious-women-through-history-01.jpg?branch=production&width=3840&quality=75&auto=webp) Nadezhda Tolokonnikova and Maria Alyokhina of Pussy Riot, Russia Members of the feminist punk rock collective were jailed after protesting Russian President Putin in a church. The group has since used its notoriety to promote human rights issues. The very name of the band is meant to turn something passive into something powerful. Yuri Kozyrev—Noor for TIME  Tawakul Karman, Yemen Tawakul Karman, chair of Women Journalists Without Chains — a Yemeni group that defends human rights and freedom of expression — pressured former Yemeni President Ali Abdullah Saleh to step down from power, which he held from 1978 to 2012\. She was arrested several times during her peaceful protests. Hani Mohammed—AP  Aung San Suu Kyi, Myanmar Nobel Peace laureate Aung San Suu has been the foremost leader in the effort to democratize the Southeast Asian nation as well as a courageous advocate for human rights and peaceful revolution. She spent 15 years under house arrest when the government refused to cede power to her after her party was elected. Alison Wright—Corbis  Corazon Aquino, the Philippines When Corazon Aquino's senator husband was assassinated in 1983, Aquino ran against 20-year autocrat Ferdinand Marcos in his stead. Though Marcos claimed victory, Aquino led a peaceful revolution across the nation of impoverished islands. Aquino became President of the Philippines upon Marcos' resignation. Willia Vicoy— Reuters/Corbis  Phoolan Devi, India Phoolan Devi began a streak of violent robberies across northern and central India, targeting upper castes. In 1981 she led her gang of bandits to massacre more than 20 men in the high-caste village where her former lover was killed. Devi negotiated her sentence with the Indian government to 11 years in jail. Getty Images  Angela Davis, the U.S. Angela Davis, a political activist, scholar and author, was accused of supplying the gun in the death of a federal judge. She fled, landing her a spot on the Most Wanted list. Davis was caught in New York but was acquitted in 1972, backed by activist supporters who demanded her freedom. Hulton Archive—Getty Images  Golda Meir, IsraelAlthough best known as Israel's Prime Minister during the 1973 Yom Kippur War, Meir made her mark on the revolutionary Zionist movement during the pre-state period when during a 1948 trip to the U.S., she raised $50 million from the Jewish diaspora community, making a state of Israel possible. Bettmann—Corbis  Vilma Lucila Espín, Cuba The spirit of the Cuba's communist revolution was most vividly embodied by its "First Lady," Vilma Lucila Espín. After training as a chemical engineer, Espín took up arms against the Batista dictatorship in the 1950s and debunked the notion of the docile Caribbean woman with her full army fatigues. AP  Janet Jagan, Guyana Chicago-born Janet Jagan and her husband founded the People's Progressive Party in Guyana, which sought to promote Marxist ideals. Her hand in protests got her thrown in jail by British Prime Minister Winston Churchill. She was elected Guyana's first female President in 1997. Harry Benson—Getty Images  Jiang Qing, China After marrying Chairman Mao Zedong in 1938, Jiang Qing climbed the ladder of the Communist Party, eventually becoming the leader of the infamous Gang of Four. Jiang refused to apologize for the criminal charges that were eventually brought against her, instead spending a decade in prison before dying. Bettmann—Corbis  Nadezhda Krupskaya, RussiaAlong with fellow radical Vladimir Lenin, Nadezhda Krupskaya helped set up the League of Struggle for the Emancipation of the Working Class in 1895\. Police arrested them both, and they married while exiled in Siberia. After her release in 1901, she ran Iskra (the Spark), an international newspaper for Marxists. Hulton-Deutsch Collection—Corbis  Susan B. Anthony, the U.S. In 1851, Susan B. Anthony met fellow women's-rights advocate Elizabeth Cady Stanton and the outspoken duo began touring the country arguing the case for women's suffrage.U.S. marshals arrested Anthony for voting illegally in 1872\. She died before the 19th Amendment was passed. Frances Benjamin Johnston—Corbis  Emmeline Pankhurst, Britain