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# What If Michael Bay Directed _Girls_?

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## Will Robinson / Entertainment Weekly


Mar 26, 2015 8:55 AM UTC

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[Will Robinson / Entertainment Weekly](https://time.com/author/entertainment-weekly/)


## Will Robinson / Entertainment Weekly


Mar 26, 2015 8:55 AM UTC

Michael Bay and HBO’s _Girls_ are about as dissimilar and themes as two entertainment brands can be. The director shoots for high-concept flicks with outlandish stunts and insane plots, while Lena Dunham’s show aims for low-key characterization and development. Whenever the two collided in a mash-up, real or otherwise, one’s sensibilities would be crushed for comedic effect, skewering the other.

This is exactly what happened when YouTuber Alberto Belli released [the video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWmfcSDR5lY) “What if Michael Bay directed HBO’s ‘Girls’ ” on Wednesday. Hannah, Marnie, Jessa, and Shoshanna are all shown in the parody, accompanied by regular barbs about their body and attractiveness. To make it a genuine Bay parody, oversaturated scenes, jets, and—naturally—explosions appear.

[_This article originally appeared on EW.com_](http://www.ew.com/article/2015/03/25/michael-bay-producing-girls-parody-hits-youtube)

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