Conan Has a Super-Cheap Apple Watch Alternative for You

March 20, 2015 10:23 AM EDT

The Apple Watch has been maligned for being too expensive, and not particularly useful.

So Conan O’Brien has announced his alternative: the Apple Pocketwatch. It’s got all the functionality of your iPhone, including, well, being a watch in your pocket. And it costs $259.

“It’s more than just a binder clip and wallet chain. It’s $259,” intones the speaker dubbed over the faux commercial.

It’s Conan’s way of poking fun at the hyped-up, $349-to-begin device, which some have argued just moves your phone onto your wrist and doesn’t add much else.

Just Look at This Completely Ridiculous $75,000 Apple Watch

$75,000 Lux Watch Omni Yellow Gold — **$75,000** Lux Watch Omni Yellow GoldBrikk

$70,000 Lux Watch Omni Platinum — **$70,000** Lux Watch Omni PlatinumBrikk

$75,000 Omni Yellow Gold — **$75,000** Lux Watch Omni Yellow GoldBrikk

(left to right) $13,000 Deluxe Yellow Gold, $75,000 Omni Yellow Gold, $7,500 Standard Yellow Gold — (left to right) **$13,000** Lux Watch Deluxe Yellow Gold, **$75,000** Lux Watch Omni Yellow Gold, **$7,500** Lux Watch Standard Yellow GoldBrikk

$13,000 Deluxe Pink Gold — **$13,000** Lux Watch Deluxe Pink GoldBrikk

$7,500 Standard Platinum-Black Strap — **$7,500** Lux Watch Standard Platinum-Black StrapBrikk

Conan Has a Much Cheaper Apple Watch Alternative for You

Just Look at This Completely Ridiculous $75,000 Apple Watch

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