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The 5 Woofiest Descriptions of Westminster Dog Show Competitors

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This year’s Westminster Dog Show, which takes place on Feb. 16 and 17, will be the 139th such show in the Kennel Club’s history, making it one of the oldest competitions in the United States. (The Kentucky Derby is older.) And, though recent media coverage of Westminster has tended to focus more on numbers and trends — the way a Westminster winner can set off a puppy-buying spree within a breed, for example — it used to be that the annual event was an occasion for a writer to show off a way with woofs.

Here are five of the most drooling drops of wordcraft about Westminster competitors from the history of TIME magazine:

A 1926 description of Signal Circuit, a wire-haired fox terrier: “His long squared muzzle and flat ears, splashed with tan, his tapering middle-piece, his front legs straight as the legs of a stool, his back-legs taut as triggers, showed him at once to be a prince. When the judges bent above him, probing with wise fingers the fabric on his bones, he stood very still; his garnet eyes were palled with a smoky sorrow.”

A 1928 description of Bogota Firebug, a pomeranian: “Like a mosquito who has been crawling in the fluffy dust under a boarding house bed, he stood, looking up at the crowd with startled, pert malignance.”

A 1937 description of Flornell Spicypiece of Halleston, a wire-haired terrier: “[She] twinkled around the ring, dark eyes snapping, white coat curried and brushed to a glistening alabaster…”

A 1953 description of Rancho Dobe’s Storm, a Doberman pinscher: “Storm was matched against a Skye terrier which looked like a dust mop, a prissy poodle, a sad-eyed bloodhound, a self-conscious Irish setter and a pudgy pug. It was hardly a contest. Storm, sleek and cocky, paraded around with the aplomb of a high-fashion model.”

A 1957 description of Shirkhan of Grandeur, an Afghan hound: “…the long-haired, silver-blue Afghan stayed cool and aloof, a champion without pause.”

Whichever dog takes home the blue ribbon this year, he or she will surely be a prose-worthy pooch.

Westminster Dog Show: Photos of Champs and Also-Rans, 1950s and 1960s

Whippet chosen Best in Show at Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show, New York City, 1964.
Courtenay Fleetfoot of Pennyworth (a.k.a. "Ricky"), a Whippet chosen Best in Show at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show, New York City, 1964.Nina Leen—The LIFE Picture Collection/Getty Images
Skye Terrier, Jacinthe de Ricelaine, 1964.
Skye Terrier, Jacinthe de Ricelaine, 1964.Nina Leen—The LIFE Picture Collection/Getty Images
Skye Terrier, Jacinthe de Ricelaine, 1964.
Skye Terrier, Jacinthe de Ricelaine, 1964.Nina Leen—The LIFE Picture Collection/Getty Images
Maltese, 1955.
Maltese, 1955.Nina Leen—The LIFE Picture Collection/Getty Images
Maltese, 1955.
Maltese, 1955.Nina Leen—The LIFE Picture Collection/Getty Images
Vincenzo Calveresi with is four Maltese, 1955.
Vincenzo Calveresi with is four Maltese, 1955.Nina Leen—The LIFE Picture Collection/Getty Images
Ignoring a kick, a team of Maltese dogs stands motionless as owner Vincenzo Calversi tests their obedience, 1955.
Ignoring a kick, a team of Maltese dogs stands motionless as owner Vincenzo Calversi tests their obedience, 1955.Nina Leen—The LIFE Picture Collection/Getty Images
Billy, a Miniature Poodle, 1964.
Billy, a Miniature Poodle, 1964.Nina Leen—The LIFE Picture Collection/Getty Images
Chow, Ah Sid's the Dilettante, 1964.
Chow, Ah Sid's the Dilettante, 1964.Nina Leen—The LIFE Picture Collection/Getty Images
Doberman in training runs behind automobile near Roslyn, NY, as handler Peter Knoop rides.
Doberman in training runs behind automobile near Roslyn, NY, as handler Peter Knoop rides.Nina Leen—The LIFE Picture Collection/Getty Images
Boxer, Treceder's Painted Lady, 1964.
Boxer, Treceder's Painted Lady, 1964.Nina Leen—The LIFE Picture Collection/Getty Images
Brussels Griffon, Barmere's Mighty Man, 1964.
Brussels Griffon, Barmere's Mighty Man, 1964.Nina Leen—The LIFE Picture Collection/Getty Images
Westminster Dog Show, 1955.
Westminster Dog Show, 1955.Nina Leen—The LIFE Picture Collection/Getty Images
Wire Fox Terrier, Travella Superman of Harham, 1955.
Wire Fox Terrier, Travella Superman of Harham, 1955.Nina Leen—The LIFE Picture Collection/Getty Images
Wire Fox Terrier, Travella Superman of Harham, 1955.
Wire Fox Terrier, Travella Superman of Harham, 1955.Nina Leen—The LIFE Picture Collection/Getty Images
Whippet, Courtenay Fleetfoot of Pennyworth, Best in Show, 1964.
Whippet, Courtenay Fleetfoot of Pennyworth, Best in Show, 1964.Nina Leen—The LIFE Picture Collection/Getty Images
Whippet, Courtenay Fleetfoot of Pennyworth, Best in Show, 1964.
Whippet, Courtenay Fleetfoot of Pennyworth, Best in Show, 1964.Nina Leen—The LIFE Picture Collection/Getty Images

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