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Waxman Staff Writer Jan 26, 2015 5:00 PM UTC Feeling particularly spiteful as Valentine’s Day approaches? The San Francisco Zoo’s new fundraising campaign offers an opportunity to adopt a hairy scorpion or hissing cockroach in honor of your ex. As the zoo [describes the promotion](https://sfzoo.worldsecuresystems.com/donate/adopt/adopt-scorpion-vday.htm): --- > “” --- Donations support the San Francisco Zoological Society. ## Transcript [00:00] >>People give kisses and it's [00:06] all wet. [00:12] >>When like someone kiss you, you [ unk ]. [00:14] >>Today, we're gonna be talking about Valentine's [00:18] Day. It's a day where we get to celebrate all the important [00:21] people in our lives and how much we care about them and [00:24] love them and all the great things they do for us. You're [00:27] gonna get to write a special Valentine for that special [00:30] someone. Valentine's letters. Who are you gonna write to [00:37] [ unk ]. I'm seeing lots [00:41] of " I love you's" [00:51] and " You're special to me ". All [01:00] really nice things to write to [01:04] a valentines. [01:04] >>Told you. [01:04] >>Dear Mom. [01:05] >>Dear Mom. [01:05] >>Dear Mom. [01:05] >>Dear Michael Jackson, I know that you are a pop star. [01:18] -[ unk ] [01:18] >>Valentine's Day is a holiday about love. [01:20] >>Mean you love someone? [01:23] >>That means when they [ unk ] someone [ unk ]. [01:26] >>Well, I've [01:31] done it first. [01:33] >>Nice, loud, clear voice. [01:34] >>You keep me safe. You buy me anything I want. I am [01:39] [ unk ] hug you. -[ unk ] you kiss me [ unk ] you [01:43] will always love me in the heart. You are my best mother. [01:46] >>Do I need to [ unk ]. [01:47] >>Dad, you are special to me. From [ unk ]. [01:50] >>Happy Valentine's Day! [01:52] >>Good job everyone. [ unk ] a Valentine? [01:55] >>Me. [01:55] >>We all did. [01:56] >>Better is with [02:02] a computer. [02:09] >>Computer. [02:10] >>Computer. 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