--- title: Valentine's Day: Adopt an Insect for Your Ex fromSan Francisco Zoo description: Revenge special canonical: https://time.com/3682397/adopt-scorpion-cockroach-for-ex-at-san-francisco-zoo/ author: Olivia B. 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Waxman Staff Writer Jan 26, 2015 5:00 PM UTC  by [Olivia B. Waxman](https://time.com/author/olivia-b-waxman/)  ## Olivia B. Waxman Staff Writer Jan 26, 2015 5:00 PM UTC Feeling particularly spiteful as Valentine’s Day approaches? The San Francisco Zoo’s new fundraising campaign offers an opportunity to adopt a hairy scorpion or hissing cockroach in honor of your ex. 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