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# Here Are 12 of SkyMall's Weirdest Products

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## Sarah Begley


Jan 23, 2015 5:08 PM UTC

by 

[Sarah Begley](https://time.com/author/sarah-begley/)


## Sarah Begley


Jan 23, 2015 5:08 PM UTC

### Litter Robots

![](https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/blt6f84d866037767f9/69877b8b06f2c15ad5333901/skymall-02.jpg?branch=production&width=1200&quality=75&auto=webp)

SkyMall

If you are too lazy to clean your cat’s litter box, this Jetsons-style contraption will scoop out waste and put it in a special poo drawer as a nice little gift for the next time you check.

### Money Maze Game

![](https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/bltbbd827c391fe45b8/69877b8cf887dc8d5ee89b31/skymall-03.jpg?branch=production&width=828&quality=75&auto=webp)

SkyMall

Because wallets are so boring.

### Bracelet Assistant

![](https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/blteecb758559a5c377/69877b8de20a870181a84af4/skymall-07.jpg?branch=production&width=828&quality=75&auto=webp)

SkyMall

For people with remarkably bad fine motor skills and no friends to help them put on jewelry.

### Pet Crate End Tables

![](https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/blt678e03f0339e4bd8/69877b8c0b72e3806c6dd4e7/skymall-04.jpg?branch=production&width=828&quality=75&auto=webp)

SkyMall


With this fancy piece of furniture, your dog becomes a part of the ambiance. Just don’t keep anything too breakable on top.

### Passing the Bar Game

![](https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/blt1b8024e7d8878001/69877b8ba988cad18f6ac108/skymall-01.jpg?branch=production&width=828&quality=75&auto=webp)

SkyMall

“Fun for lawyers too,” SkyMall promises about this game that’s sure to be as riveting as a case brief.

### Jumping Hot Dog

![](https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/blt70d419ab4da1259d/69877b8e35ba6f1952c06af4/skymall-10.jpg?branch=production&width=1200&quality=75&auto=webp)

SkyMall

Wait, is that a sausage or a pill?

### BrilliantSpa Black Diamond Jewelry Steam Cleaner


![](https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/blt96a9ded6cc6e3969/69877b8e06f2c185ff333905/skymall-09.jpg?branch=production&width=828&quality=75&auto=webp)

SkyMall

I have always wanted a special sink to clean all of my many diamonds.

### Cobra Walking Stick

![](https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/bltfc754cde0377d4d7/69877b8da988cab1a36ac10d/skymall-06.jpg?branch=production&width=828&quality=75&auto=webp)

SkyMall

“Practical and stylish,” writes SkyMall, “our walking stick is a required accessory almost any time we venture from home.” We’d never be caught dead without it.

### Pierogi Ornament

![](https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/blt89216d5b565097f0/69877b8c8e06017cf7459e4d/skymall-05.jpg?branch=production&width=828&quality=75&auto=webp)

SkyMall


Folks, do your relatives a favor and buy them REAL pierogis for the holidays.

### Wine Bottle Glass

![](https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/blt163ccb5bf443c072/69877b8f3c1639b2dc451575/skymall-12.jpg?branch=production&width=1200&quality=75&auto=webp)

SkyMall

Tell the haters you’re only having one glass. So much classier than drinking straight from the bottle.

### Mounted Squirrel Head

![](https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/blte36869f0d96edc71/69877b8dcd6848b8ed0994b5/skymall-08.jpg?branch=production&width=828&quality=75&auto=webp)

SkyMall

Moose heads are, like, so over.

### Dog Breed Toaster

![](https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/blt8c209e3a832eabca/69877b8ea988ca908e6ac112/skymall-11.jpg?branch=production&width=1200&quality=75&auto=webp)

SkyMall


Some people like their bread evenly toasted. Others love a really burnt spot in the middle in the shape of a four-legged creature. There’s just no accounting for taste.

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