--- description: A look back at the hosts' funniest moments title: Tina Fey and Amy Poehler's Best Golden Globes Jokes image: https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/bltde093bcdab65f2d0/6988d9b9bc6cfc69913e2a3c/time-logo.jpg?branch=production --- * [Entertainment](/section/entertainment/) ## Entertainment Update your preferences in [Account Settings](/account/preferences/) Close # See Stars React to Tina Fey and Amy Poehler's Best Golden Globes Jokes by [TIME Staff](/author/time-staff/) ## TIME Staff Update your preferences in [Account Settings](/account/preferences/) Close Jan 9, 2015 7:14 PM CUT by [TIME Staff](/author/time-staff/) ## TIME Staff Update your preferences in [Account Settings](/account/preferences/) Close Jan 9, 2015 7:14 PM CUT ### On the Rivalry Between the Big Screen and the Boob Tube  NBC **“Only at the Golden Globes do the beautiful people of film rub shoulders with the rat-faced people of television.”**—Amy Poehler, 2013 ### On James Cameron’s Machismo  NBC **“I haven’t been really following the controversy over** **_Zero Dark Thirty_** **, but when it comes to torture, I trust the lady \[Kathryn Bigelow\] who spent three years married to James Cameron.”**—Amy Poehler, 2013 ### On Ben Affleck and Beantown  NBC **“Ben’s first two movies took place in Boston, but he moved this one \[** **_Argo_** **\] to Iran because he wanted to film somewhere that was friendlier to outsiders.”** —Tina Fey, 2013 ### On Anne Hathaway As A Hopeless Waif  NBC **“Anne Hathaway, you gave a stunning performance in** **_Les Misérables_** **. I have not seen someone totally alone and abandoned like that since you were on stage with James Franco at the Oscars.”** —Tina Fey, 2013 ### On the director of _Django Unchained_  NBC **“Quentin Tarantino is here—the star of all my sexual nightmares.”** —Tina Fey, 2013 ### On Tom Hanks and His Utterly Unpronounceable Name  NBC **“Congratulations to all the wonderful actors nominated tonight, from the amazing Chiwetel Ejiofor to the stunning Lupita Nyong’o to American treasure Tam Honks. Dammit, I knew I was going to screw that up.”** —Amy Poehler, 2014 ### On Matt Damon’s Nomination In A Television Category  NBC **“Matt Damon is here for** **_Behind the Candelabra_** **. Matt, on any other night, in any other room, you would be a big deal, but tonight, and don’t take this the wrong way, you’re basically a garbage person.”** —Amy Poehler, 2014 ### On Meryl Streep Defying Hollywood’s Ageist Culture  NBC **“Meryl Streep, so briliant in** **_August Osage County_** **, proving that there are still great parts in Hollywood for Meryl Streeps over 60.”** —Tina Fey, 2014 ### On George Clooney Succumbing to Hollywood’s Ageist Culture  NBC **“** **_Gravity_** **is nominated for best film. It’s the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die than spend one more minute with a woman \[Sandra Bullock\] his own age.”**—Tina Fey, 2014 ### On Joaquin Phoenix Being the Weirdest Guy in Hollywood  NBC **“One of my favorite films this year is the movie** **_Her_** **, which takes place in the not-so-distant future. Which is perfect, because so does Joaquin Phoenix.”** —Tina Fey, 2014 ```json [{"@context":"https://schema.org","@type":"NewsArticle","@id":"https://time.com/3660406/golden-globes-fey-poehler-best-jokes/","mainEntityOfPage":{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https://time.com/3660406/golden-globes-fey-poehler-best-jokes/"},"headline":"See Stars React to Tina Fey and Amy Poehler's Best Golden Globes Jokes","datePublished":"2015-01-09T19:14:42.000Z","dateModified":"2026-05-11T05:06:20.082Z","description":"As the duo return to host the awards show for a third and final time, take a look at how the subjects of their zingers took their public drubbing","url":"https://time.com/3660406/golden-globes-fey-poehler-best-jokes/","keywords":["Television","Amy Poehler","tina fey"],"thumbnailUrl":"","author":[{"@type":"Person","name":"TIME Staff","jobTitle":null,"url":"https://time.com/author/time-staff/"}],"articleSection":"Entertainment","image":[],"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"Time","url":"https://time.com/","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","url":"https://time.com/images/logo.png","width":528,"height":156},"foundingDate":"March 3, 1923","sameAs":["https://www.facebook.com/time","https://www.instagram.com/time/?hl=en","https://twitter.com/time","https://www.pinterest.com/timemagazine"]}},{"@context":"https://schema.org","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"item":{"@id":"/section/entertainment/","name":"Entertainment"}},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"item":{"@id":"https://time.com/3660406/golden-globes-fey-poehler-best-jokes/","name":"See Stars React to Tina Fey and Amy Poehler's Best Golden Globes Jokes"}}]}] ```