Here Is What a Group of Toddlers Have to Say About College Football

ESPN gathered a group of very young (but clearly very well-informed) sports analysts to discuss who should win this year’s Maxwell Award, given to the best player in college football.

The conversation mostly centered on team mascots, eliciting smart responses from the panelists like “I don’t like the badger” and “He’s a doggy” and “I like the ducky.” Even smarter than these comments, though, are the panelists’ outfits. One rocks a sharp blue bowtie and a velveteen blazer, for example, while another goes for smart but sensible in khakis, boat shoes and a crisp sport jacket.

Man, we’d watch ESPN so much more often if it featured more toddlers.