Digital Beer Koozie ($20)
So much real-time data in this world, and here you are drinking beer without knowing its exact temperature.
The Kool-er-naut brings the tried and true Koozie into the 21st century, with an LCD thermometer and a freezable ice puck that slips into the bottom of this newfangled apparatus for some extra coldness. As a bonus, there's a chart on the back of the Kool-er-naut that tells you the optimal temperature for various styles of beer.
[Kickstarter (ships October-ish)]
Drink-Making Scale and App ($49.99)
What a time to be alive! Put a glass down on this scale, and its connected app tells you how much of each liquid and ice to pour into your drink (there are hundreds of drink recipes to choose from). If you overpour one of the liquids, the app will readjust the amounts of the remaining liquids on the fly. You can also tell the app which types of booze you have on hand and it’ll return only recipes that can be made with said booze.
BeerBelly Booze Smuggler ($29.49)
I'm no mathlete, but it seems like this fake beer gut would pay for itself before halftime at any exorbitantly-priced sporting event. Simply funnel 80 ounces of your favorite libation into this wearable polyurethane bladder, slip it on under your shirt and waddle through the turnstile looking like any other overweight American. For the ladies, there's this wine-holding sports bra, too.
Spinning Beer Chiller ($29.99)
Stick a beer into a pile of ice and spin the can around a bunch of times. It'll eventually get cold. How? Scients. "That's not how you spell science." Eh, I've heard it both ways.
Now attach the can to this hand-held spinning doohickey that rotates the can much faster and -- you guessed it – the beer gets colder faster. The SpinChill can cool a can in one minute, a 12-ounce bottle in three minutes, and a wine bottle in five minutes.
Tailgate-in-a-Box Kit ($39)
Tailgates? Fun. Lugging all the stuff to tailgates? Not fun. Cleaning up all the stuff once you're stumbling around like a toddler during an earthquake? The utmost in un-fun.
The Instagate one-time-use kit packs a grill, grilling tools, 60-quart cooler, lighter/bottle opener combo, beer pong set, 10 sets of utensils, 12 cups, 10 plates, 20 napkins, 20 condiment packets, and some garbage bags to clean everything up when you're done. Oh, and the cardboard box folds out into three little tabletops.
[Kickstarter (ships November-ish)]