--- description: Fighting has never been this cute. title: 2 Tiny Knights Have Their First Fight (And It's Adorable) image: https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/bltb064b9f7076f19dd/69869e3b06f2c18fc03302d4/screen-shot-2014-08-02-at-3-37.jpg?branch=production&width=3840&quality=75&auto=webp&crop=16:9 ---  * [Newsfeed](/tag/time-section-newsfeed/) ## Newsfeed Update your preferences in [Account Settings](/account/preferences/) Close # 2 Tiny Knights Have Their First Fight (And It's Adorable) by [Bijan Stephen](/author/bijan-stephen/) ## Bijan Stephen Update your preferences in [Account Settings](/account/preferences/) Close Aug 2, 2014 7:31 PM CUT  by [Bijan Stephen](/author/bijan-stephen/) ## Bijan Stephen Update your preferences in [Account Settings](/account/preferences/) Close Aug 2, 2014 7:31 PM CUT Two knights-errant face off in the quickly fading sunlight; the crowd jeers, their bodies forming a makeshift arena. Who will live to see their next juicebox? ```json [{"@context":"https://schema.org","@type":"NewsArticle","@id":"https://time.com/3074611/knight-fight/","mainEntityOfPage":{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https://time.com/3074611/knight-fight/"},"headline":"2 Tiny Knights Have Their First Fight (And It's Adorable)","datePublished":"2014-08-02T19:31:27.000Z","dateModified":"2026-04-13T07:12:08.135Z","description":"This isn't Sparta","url":"https://time.com/3074611/knight-fight/","keywords":["Newsfeed","Children","Funny"],"thumbnailUrl":"https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/bltb064b9f7076f19dd/69869e3b06f2c18fc03302d4/screen-shot-2014-08-02-at-3-37.jpg?branch=production&width=1200&quality=75&auto=webp&crop=1200:675&height=675","author":[{"@type":"Person","name":"Bijan Stephen","jobTitle":null,"url":"https://time.com/author/bijan-stephen/"}],"articleSection":"","image":[{"@type":"ImageObject","url":"https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/bltb064b9f7076f19dd/69869e3b06f2c18fc03302d4/screen-shot-2014-08-02-at-3-37.jpg?branch=production&width=1200&quality=75&auto=webp&crop=1200:675&height=675","width":1200,"height":675,"headline":"Screen-Shot-2014-08-02-at-3.37","caption":"","creditText":"","representativeOfPage":true}],"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"Time","url":"https://time.com/","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","url":"https://time.com/images/logo.png","width":528,"height":156},"foundingDate":"March 3, 1923","sameAs":["https://www.facebook.com/time","https://www.instagram.com/time/?hl=en","https://twitter.com/time","https://www.pinterest.com/timemagazine"]}},{"@context":"https://schema.org","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"item":{"@id":"/tag/time-section-newsfeed/","name":"Newsfeed"}},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"item":{"@id":"https://time.com/3074611/knight-fight/","name":"2 Tiny Knights Have Their First Fight (And It's Adorable)"}}]}] ```