The natural sequence of events when you come home and an owl is just chillin' in your kitchen+ READ ARTICLE
If you ever come home to find an owl hanging out in your kitchen, just stay calm and find a Swiffer, like the guy in this video. He (understandably) became hysterical when he saw an owl perched above his kitchen sink, but luckily for us, decided to record the whole thing. He manages to get the bird onto a Swiffer, and then he carefully escorts it out the window as it stares at him with horrifying wide eyes of death.
Once you’ve watched that, be sure to watch the first installment of this riveting series: