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# Watch John Oliver Hilariously Try to Guess If Soccer Players' Names Are Real

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## Samantha Grossman


Jun 20, 2014 6:38 PM UTC

by 

[Samantha Grossman](https://time.com/author/samantha-grossman/)


## Samantha Grossman


Jun 20, 2014 6:38 PM UTC

_GQ_ decided to challenge _Last Week Tonight_ host John Oliver — who happens to be a die-hard soccer fan — to a little World Cup test. They presented him with a list of players and asked him to determine whether their names were real or fake. You’d think he’d do pretty well, but he actually stumbles quite a bit, and [the results are hilarious](http://www.gq.com/blogs/the-feed/2014/06/john-oliver-world-cup-soccer-names.html).

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