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This Photo of Kim Kardashian Shows Why Women Can’t Have It All

Kim Kardashian and sister Kourtney leave apartment building with baby North in the stroller, NYC
Splash News/Corbis Kim Kardashian with her baby North in the stroller on June 16, 2014 in New York City.

This picture is worth a thousand words

Nobody would argue that Kim Kardashian is an everywoman, but this picture proves she’s certainly trying to be every type of woman at the same time.

The stroller says “I’m a mommy,” but her boobs say “I’m a sex goddess.” Her silver eyeliner says “I’m a party animal,” while her nude lipstick says “I’m a natural beauty.” Her retro blowout says “I’m pulled together” while her blazer, well, isn’t. But above all, her shoulder pads say “I’m a professional,” which she most certainly is. (Kardashian’s estimated worth is $45 million.)

Baby + boobs + beauty + blowout + blazer = BOOM. Kim Kardashian is having it all, at one time, in one picture.

Three cheers for Kim Kardashian, the Mrs. Potato Head of modern womanhood.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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