--- description: We can't even title: WATCH: Boyfriend Calls 911 Because Girlfriend "Can't" and Is "Literally Dyinnng" image: https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/bltde093bcdab65f2d0/6988d9b9bc6cfc69913e2a3c/time-logo.jpg?branch=production --- * [Newsfeed](/tag/time-section-newsfeed/) ## Newsfeed Update your preferences in [Account Settings](/account/preferences/) Close # We Literally Can't Even With This Video  by [Olivia B. Waxman](/author/olivia-b-waxman/)  ## Olivia B. Waxman Update your preferences in [Account Settings](/account/preferences/) Close Staff Writer Mar 18, 2014 3:57 PM CUT  by [Olivia B. Waxman](/author/olivia-b-waxman/)  ## Olivia B. Waxman Update your preferences in [Account Settings](/account/preferences/) Close Staff Writer Mar 18, 2014 3:57 PM CUT In this YouTube parody video by NYC sketch comedy troupe Garlic Jackson Comedy, a frantic boyfriend calls 911 because his girlfriend keeps saying she is dying after entering a hypnotic trance caused by listening to or watching Beyoncé. Remember, this is not [an urgent enough reason](http://newsfeed.time.com/2014/02/25/florida-woman-calls-911-because-of-raw-waffles/ "undefined") to call 911, even if you literalllllly can’t. (h/t [Digg](http://digg.com/video/help-my-girlfriend-is-literally-dying "undefined")) **LIST:** [72 Percent of Millennials Literally Can’t Right Now](http://time.com/15838/8-shocking-findings-from-pews-new-study-on-millennials/ "undefined") ```json [{"@context":"https://schema.org","@type":"NewsArticle","@id":"https://time.com/28803/we-literally-cant-even-with-this-video/","mainEntityOfPage":{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https://time.com/28803/we-literally-cant-even-with-this-video/"},"headline":"We Literally Can't Even With This Video","datePublished":"2014-03-18T15:57:40.000Z","dateModified":"2026-04-13T07:07:54.072Z","description":"Dyyyyyying.","url":"https://time.com/28803/we-literally-cant-even-with-this-video/","keywords":["Newsfeed","viral"],"thumbnailUrl":"","author":[{"@type":"Person","name":"Olivia B. Waxman","jobTitle":"Staff Writer","url":"https://time.com/author/olivia-b-waxman/"}],"articleSection":"","image":[],"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"Time","url":"https://time.com/","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","url":"https://time.com/images/logo.png","width":528,"height":156},"foundingDate":"March 3, 1923","sameAs":["https://www.facebook.com/time","https://www.instagram.com/time/?hl=en","https://twitter.com/time","https://www.pinterest.com/timemagazine"]}},{"@context":"https://schema.org","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"item":{"@id":"/tag/time-section-newsfeed/","name":"Newsfeed"}},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"item":{"@id":"https://time.com/28803/we-literally-cant-even-with-this-video/","name":"We Literally Can't Even With This Video"}}]}] ```