Call it Crack Rock of Ages, perhaps.
Rob Ford the Musical: The Birth of a Ford Nation, about the inebriate Canadian politician, is holding an open casting call in Toronto next Monday, according to the production's website.
Toronto's mayor earned notoriety after he admitted to smoking crack cocaine last fall, with the somewhat self-defeating explanation, "Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine... Probably in one of my drunken stupors." Ford is currently taking a leave of absence, and has checked into rehab, but still plans to run for a second term as mayor.
In other words: His life story is crying out to be paired with song and dance.
Brett McCaig, P. Joseph Regan and Anthony Bastianon penned the book and lyrics. Bastianon has worked as a composer in Canada previously, and McCaig penned Nursery School Musical, though according to his LinkedIn page, he is also in real estate.
The auditions are being held at the resident performance space of famed comedy group Second City in Toronto, but a spokesperson for Second City told TIME that the improv group has nothing to do with the play—they are just renting out the audition space.
According to the casting call, the auditions will be "color blind," so no resemblance to the robust mayor is necessary. The producers will cast the parts of Rob Ford, the mayor's brother Doug Ford, as well as a character called "Tranny." (Rob Ford once made offensive comments about transgender people.) The audition announcement boasts, "The media, the police chief and the city itself are not off limits."
The musical is slated to open at Toronto's Factory Theater on Sept. 16.