--- title: Hillary Clinton's 'Hard Choices' is Funnier Than You Think description: Hillary Clinton's new book is not as boring as you think. It's actually kind of funny. canonical: https://time.com/2853811/are-you-there-angela-merkel-its-me-hillary/ author: Charlotte Alter article:opinion: false article:content_tier: free article:published_time: 2014-06-11T23:28:42.000Z article:modified_time: 2026-04-13T08:55:26.825Z og:title: Are You There, Angela Merkel? It's Me, Hillary! og:description: Hillary Clinton's new book is not as boring as you think. 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It's Me, Hillary!  by [Charlotte Alter](https://time.com/author/charlotte-alter/)  ## Charlotte Alter Senior Correspondent Jun 11, 2014 11:28 PM UTC  NATIONAL HARBOR, MD - MAY 06: Former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton delivers remarks during the National Council for Behavioral Health's Annual Conference at the Gaylord National Resort & Convention Center on May 6, 2014 in National Harbor, Maryland. NATIONAL HARBOR, MD - MAY 06: Former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton delivers remarks during the National Council for Behavioral Health's Annual Conference at the Gaylord National Resort & Convention Center on May 6, 2014 in National Harbor, Maryland.Patrick Smith—Getty Images  by [Charlotte Alter](https://time.com/author/charlotte-alter/)  ## Charlotte Alter Senior Correspondent Jun 11, 2014 11:28 PM UTC Who knew Hillary could be so hill-arious? Her new book _Hard Choices_ isn’t as dour as the title suggests or as long and boring as it looks. It’s actually really funny. It probably would sell better if it were called something like _Richard Holbrooke Wore Yellow Pajamas_ or _Are You There, Angela Merkel? It’s Me, Hillary,_ but neither of those titles sound quite as presidential. Hillary comes off as smart, tough, and kind of… cool. Maybe even cooler than 1980s-Obama-with-cigarette, if you factor in her [Normcore](http://nymag.com/thecut/2014/02/normcore-fashion-trend.html) advantage. It’s probably part of a highly calculated personal branding move in anticipation of some kind of big national announcement (touring with Katy Perry?) but it’s appealing nonetheless. She told Diane Sawyer in an [interview](http://abcnews.go.com/WNT/video/diane-sawyers-exclusive-interview-hillary-clinton-24064003) Sunday night that she’s finished being the scripted, guarded cautious Hillary we saw in the 2008 campaign, when Obama sneered that she was “likable enough.” But she also says she’s sick of the whole “likability” question altogether. “I’m done with that, I’m just done,” she said. “I think I have changed, I’m not worried so much about what other people are thinking…I’m going to say what I know, what I believe, and let the chips fall. For me, it’s time. I don’t know if I could have done it earlier, because I was trying to find my way.” So in _Hard Choices,_ she shows much more personality than we’ve seen from her before. For example, when she talks about being compared to William H. Seward, who was Secretary of State under Lincoln and part of his “team of rivals,” she says “I hope no one ever describes me as a ‘wise macaw,’ which is how Seward appeared to the historian Henry Adams.” Or when she says her first meeting with Obama after her 2008 defeat was “like two teenagers on an awkward first date,” but later describes the moment she and the President became official BFFs: --- > “” --- The book is funny in a way that only the unexpectedly personal observations of an unfunny person can be. For example, this is how she explains her “Texts from Hillary” meme to her fellow olds: --- > “” --- Somewhere a lightbulb just went off over Dianne Feinstein’s head. Hillary chuckles at the German newspaper that featured her and Angela Merkel as interchangeable faceless pantsuits, and wonders aloud whether Putin was messing with her when he told her a sad story about his childhood. She admitted she’s “no Condi Rice on the piano” but still tried to play along with Bono after Nelson Mandela’s funeral. She calls former French President Nicolas Sarkozy her “Prince Charming” for helping her when her shoe fell off. She reveals they sometimes watched romantic comedies on the State jet, and that Richard Holbrooke wore yellow PJs on long flights. She even talks about America’s foreign policy using a quote from _A League of Their Own:_ “it’s supposed to be hard… the hard is what makes it great.” “In politics a sense of humor is essential,” she writes. “There are countless reasons why you have to laugh at yourself.” And it may be that this enormous behemoth of a book is just the kind of controlled environment where Hillary can let her freak flag fly. She’s too calculated to get funny in off-the-cuff interview, and she’s too serious to crack jokes in speeches or debates. Obviously every joke and story in the book is carefully crafted to be as unobjectionable as possible (I’d love to read the uncensored version), and the fact that nobody comes off badly is probably even more proof that she’s trying not to annoy anyone before she \*maybe\* runs for President. _Hard Choices_ isn’t likely to convert any Hillary-haters or get her a job writing for _Parks & Rec,_ but it’s still kind of funny, which is funnier than I thought it would be. ```json [{"@context":"https://schema.org","@type":"NewsArticle","@id":"https://time.com/2853811/are-you-there-angela-merkel-its-me-hillary/","mainEntityOfPage":{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https://time.com/2853811/are-you-there-angela-merkel-its-me-hillary/"},"headline":"Are You There, Angela Merkel? It's Me, Hillary!","datePublished":"2014-06-11T23:28:42.000Z","dateModified":"2026-04-13T08:55:26.825Z","description":"Hillary Clinton's new book is not as boring as you think. 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