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It Is in Your Self-Interest to Find a Way to Follow @JennyHolzerMom

Mar 17, 2014

@JennyHolzerMom, the only Twitter parody account worth following, has risen from the ashes and begun tweeting again, for the first time since October 2012.

The account mashes up the truisms of artist Jenny Holzer with parental advice, imagining what it would be like to have Holzer as your mom. It's amazing. Here are some of our favorite tweets:

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