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Man Decides He Doesn’t Want a Naked Massage Afterall, Runs Away

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Here’s a weird thing to file a police report over.

A 30-year-old man hired a woman to come to his Wichita, Kansas hotel room Wednesday night to give him a naked massage. But according to a police report, things took a turn for the worse when the “victim” decided that he didn’t like how his masseuse looked naked and asked for his money back, The Wichita Eagle reports. Clearly perturbed, “Brittney” called her boyfriend to threaten the regretful client, causing him to flee the Howard Johnson Express Inn without his money.

It’s the classic case of business transaction gone wrong. If classic business transactions included nudity.

[Wichita Eagle]

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