My wife and I try a dating app to see how we'd fare if we got divorced. She won
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I feel so lucky to be married to my lovely wife Cassandra that I spend a lot of time worrying about how I’d deal with the devastation if she left me. Would I date a high-powered executive who could further my career? Sleep around with famous actresses? Famous models? Aspiring actress-models?
Thanks to an app called Tinder, the most powerful hookup tool invented since fermentation, I could now answer this question. While single people are pretending to listen to you talk about your children, they’re casually using Tinder to swipe through photos of hundreds of people located within a few miles, messaging with anyone who likes them back.